Feeling thankful someone was there to capture the inevitable booze and/or drug-fueled chaos that is bound to erupt in particularly rapid frequency these next couple weeks during the decadent heights of that crazy little thing called Spring Break. Leave it to the beaches of Miami to be the eye of the crazy storm.
Some wild and crazed folks were having a notable Sunday Funday while out at a fine IHOP establishment in Fort Meyers, Florida. There you go again with the steady procession of explicit behavior Florida. Pull your shit together. Witness the cop who wasn't having any of the messaround, right around the 2:20 mark.
The following extremely censored footage comes to you hot and heavy out of Argentina: you can see our freshly sucked off and incriminated cop lifting up his shirt so lady cop can work his nightstick.
The world's been unpleasantly marred by plenty of DUI stop circus acts that hint at all signs of sweet genuine stupidity; but this one ranks right up there with the best (worst) of 'em. Not only did she endanger the lives of others by getting her drunken, albeit bodacious bosom behind the wheel; but she put on a cartwheel show, AND assaulted our poor cop of the hour's valiant manhood.
What is this, the first scene of RoboCop? Are these two arguing about the OCP take over or something? Do we need more RoboCop references on Fail Blog?
These are questions only I have the answer to, and you'll find them out soon. But i nthe mean time, why don't you check out these two cops fighting each other, and see, for literally the first time anywhere, one cop repremanding another cop.
Also enjoy these RoboCop gifs.
Tying a tie is basically impossible, especially when you need some guy who isn’t your father to help you tie. Just ask this college kid who had the cop that pulled him over teach him how to do it.
When college student Tevor Keeny was pulled over for speeding by Officer Martin Folczyk, he admitted that he didn’t know how to tie a tie, telling Folczyk that he was rushing to a friend’s house because his friend knows how to tie a tie. That’s when the cop arrested him and threw him in jail.
Just kidding, the cop taught him to tie a tie.
Ugh. He’s not even the kid’s real father. What’s next, he’s going to expect to play catch with this kid he pulled over? Is he going to teach him to shave? The cop isn’t even his real father!
