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Some people really do just think that they can get away with everything. And in this case, the judge pretty much does. 

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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Apparently all this pancreatic cancer patient was packing was some CBD, which was totally legal in Missouri. I mean, this is just about as insensitive as it gets!

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This drunk and lost British lad managed to be so damn likable that the cops even helped him out. He did seem to create quite a bit of an atmosphere there. 

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The Stupidest Encounters People Had With The Law

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their stupidest encounters with not following the law. The following acts of criminal behavior exceeded our expectations, as far as acts of stupidity go. Some people really are devoid of all common sense. 

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Police Officer Responds to "Cow Fell Out Of Truck" Call, Finds Himself Wrangling Cattle

Apparently some cows are escape artist. When this cop heard about a weird dispatch he decided to check it out and the results were far from disappointing. This was nothing like this funny escaped cow who went back in after being yelled at. And for more police stuff, here are some funny times cops were cool.

Police officer tells funny story about catching a loose cow.
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16 Dumb Reasons People Called 911

Just because you see something you don't like doesn't mean it's an emergency. 911 dispatchers get dumb calls all the time. Luckily they're there to sift through the people having a meltdown in traffic and grandmas who think the kids on their lawn are terrorists so cops can respond to actual crimes.

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Inspector Of Labor Gets Pulled Over By Rude Cop And Gives Him A Ticket For His Own Equipment Violation

This inspector of labor got pulled over by a cop who felt like being rude upon ticketing him. Unfortunately that was the cop's second biggest mistake, with his first being not wearing the proper "equipment" which he ended up getting ticketed for. And that final ticket cost was a $2,000 fine! 

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Apparently the police are on the search for this driver trying to make a runaway in a formula one racing car. Good luck. 

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Police Officers Share The Stupidest Laws They've Enforced Cause Someone Was An A-Hole

Someone on AskReddit asked for cops to share the stupidest laws they've ever enforced as result of someone just being a stupid asshole. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with people being rude morons. These are the same kinds of people that try to lie and spew BS all over social media, before getting called out by people ready to defend the truth. 

Police officers share stories of the stupidest laws they've enforced just because someone was being a proper jerk.
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Excuses People Gave The Cops That Turned Out To Be Legit

Cops have some interesting stories, like times they've enforced stupid laws just because someone was being a real A-hole. Day-to-day,  the cops walk in on some pretty wild situations, and since naturally no one wants to be arrested, they hear some pretty dumb excuses. Here are some surprising times a weird excuse actually turned out to be the real deal; from police themselves and people who were stopped.

Times cops stopped people and their outlandish excuses turned out to be true.
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23 Times Cops Were Criminally Cool

Here's to those who took the idea of public service and kicked it up a notch. Here's a batch of cops protecting and serving in their communities. Kinda weird seeing them be cool and not asking you how fast you were going. For funny stories, here are some of the dumbest things people said to cops.

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"I should probably stop hitting on you, I'm sorry." This comes after he tells her that he's engaged. What a cringeworthy nightmare. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Calling Cops on Sister Who Took His Car

Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved?  This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

AITA thread about dude who called the cops on sister who borrowed his car
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Off Duty Cop Intervenes After Overhearing A Man Threaten His Date At A Crowded Restaurant

This off duty cop intervened like a true hero when he overheard a full-fledged douche mistreating his date. At one point it sounds like he heard him threaten the poor, terrified lady by telling her he knew where she lived cause he picked her up. The cop proceeded to handle the situation like a professional, and get the guy's information. After the date from hell dipped, the cop invited the shaken woman to sit down and finish her meal with his family. 

An off duty cop intervenes after overhearing a man threaten his date at a crowded restaurant.
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