So, apparently this guy was in a hurry to get someplace special, and ended up getting caught up with a speeding ticket. He proceeded to try out a fart spray that he'd been gifted. The rest is history, and really one for the books.
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The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything.
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Some days bring more struggles than others. For instance, this cop who likely had no idea his day would throw him the curveball of getting stuck on a fence amidst a thrilling chase.
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Someone's not taking too kindly to the "pressure" of being questioned at the station. Sheesh.
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This is just gold. They nailed it in Shrek 2 with the Cops parody. The catnip was a beautiful touch.
Flashback to the time that State Attorney Aramis Ayala was pulled over by the Orlando Police, and proceeded to show them what actual power looks like. The cop's reaction when he was asked for his card was priceless. That and the moment he spews something off about her windows being "really dark."
We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.
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Apparently all this pancreatic cancer patient was packing was some CBD, which was totally legal in Missouri. I mean, this is just about as insensitive as it gets!
This drunk and lost British lad managed to be so damn likable that the cops even helped him out. He did seem to create quite a bit of an atmosphere there.
Apparently some cows are escape artist. When this cop heard about a weird dispatch he decided to check it out and the results were far from disappointing. This was nothing like this funny escaped cow who went back in after being yelled at. And for more police stuff, here are some funny times cops were cool.
Just because you see something you don't like doesn't mean it's an emergency. 911 dispatchers get dumb calls all the time. Luckily they're there to sift through the people having a meltdown in traffic and grandmas who think the kids on their lawn are terrorists so cops can respond to actual crimes.
This inspector of labor got pulled over by a cop who felt like being rude upon ticketing him. Unfortunately that was the cop's second biggest mistake, with his first being not wearing the proper "equipment" which he ended up getting ticketed for. And that final ticket cost was a $2,000 fine!
