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Guy Evades Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

So, apparently this guy was in a hurry to get someplace special, and ended up getting caught up with a speeding ticket. He proceeded to try out a fart spray that he'd been gifted. The rest is history, and really one for the books. 

guy gets pulled over for speeding and uses fart spray as distraction | JJ @FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding) but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out.
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Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything. 

Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.
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Well, that was an unexpected turn of events. The very person being arrested for stealing a car, ends up stealing a cop car too. 

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Some days bring more struggles than others. For instance, this cop who likely had no idea his day would throw him the curveball of getting stuck on a fence amidst a thrilling chase. 

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Someone's not taking too kindly to the "pressure" of being questioned at the station. Sheesh. 

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This is just gold. They nailed it in Shrek 2 with the Cops parody. The catnip was a beautiful touch. 

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Flashback to the time that State Attorney Aramis Ayala was pulled over by the Orlando Police, and proceeded to show them what actual power looks like. The cop's reaction when he was asked for his card was priceless. That and the moment he spews something off about her windows being "really dark." 

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Some people really do just think that they can get away with everything. And in this case, the judge pretty much does. 

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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Apparently all this pancreatic cancer patient was packing was some CBD, which was totally legal in Missouri. I mean, this is just about as insensitive as it gets!

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This drunk and lost British lad managed to be so damn likable that the cops even helped him out. He did seem to create quite a bit of an atmosphere there. 

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The Stupidest Encounters People Had With The Law

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their stupidest encounters with not following the law. The following acts of criminal behavior exceeded our expectations, as far as acts of stupidity go. Some people really are devoid of all common sense. 

AskReddit replies to the stupidest encounters that people had with the law.
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Police Officer Responds to "Cow Fell Out Of Truck" Call, Finds Himself Wrangling Cattle

Apparently some cows are escape artist. When this cop heard about a weird dispatch he decided to check it out and the results were far from disappointing. This was nothing like this funny escaped cow who went back in after being yelled at. And for more police stuff, here are some funny times cops were cool.

Police officer tells funny story about catching a loose cow.
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16 Dumb Reasons People Called 911

Just because you see something you don't like doesn't mean it's an emergency. 911 dispatchers get dumb calls all the time. Luckily they're there to sift through the people having a meltdown in traffic and grandmas who think the kids on their lawn are terrorists so cops can respond to actual crimes.

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Inspector Of Labor Gets Pulled Over By Rude Cop And Gives Him A Ticket For His Own Equipment Violation

This inspector of labor got pulled over by a cop who felt like being rude upon ticketing him. Unfortunately that was the cop's second biggest mistake, with his first being not wearing the proper "equipment" which he ended up getting ticketed for. And that final ticket cost was a $2,000 fine! 

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