So it's illegal to be naked in our own home now?

Good luck with that one.

She even played dead when the police finally got to her and this man was panicking.

Maybe the weirdest part of this whole thing is that all of it was loose? Like, even if it was all in a duffel bag there would still be an atom of plausible deniability there. But nah, he just had to make it so damningly obvious. Also you know that crowd is just waiting for the cops to leave so they can sweep up whatever they can.

This person was minding their own business, just driving along when an officer decided to get in their day a little. Being an upstanding citizen, this driver went full malicious compliance and followed his instructions to the letter. Seems like the ensuing awkwardness got this person out of a totally BS ticket. For a strange one, here's the Karen who tried to steal a woman's mobility scooter and got caught in a slow speed chase.

The first lesson here might be “don't drive your car aimlessly in circles at a crowded four-way stop.” But even if you do find yourself doing that, the second lesson would be “just look around to see if there are any cops around." Actually, if you're the kind of person who does this garbage, never mind, don't look for cops.

This guy is a lunatic!

What a senseless waste of pizza.

The tables, how they turn.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Yeah, take that Steve.

Yes, remember not to crime.

What a wholesome little tale.

Max awkwardness has been achieved.

Lessons were learned.

Shady stuff.