cops

Watch out, you could get busted for some real dumb crap.

These'll arrest you with mind-blowing implications...

This guy is DEFINITELY not a cop. We suggest some hardcore beer to smoke. 

This one's going to leave you speechless. 

Someone queue up the X-Files music though. If only we had the inevitably absurd video footage to accompany these extraterrestrial experiences. 

This woman found herself in quite the hairy situation. Seriously though, can you imagine this happening to you? She seems to have handled the little absurd debacle quite well, and even raked in some Twitter fame off the occasion. 

These people are truly pieces of work.