These criminals are criminally genius. But even their oversized brains weren't enough to get 'em out of getting caught (usually). Gotta send props to the raging fool who wolfed down his bank robbery note in a moment of panicked crisis. If this list got you going, check out our other one on cops biggest "oh shit" moments over here!
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If you haven't see this one then hot damn. Nobody would ever have believed either of them had it not been for the camera. Since the incident he's been captured and gone back to prison. Several books have been written about him.
When somebody tells you the world is gonna roll you, you have to question whether or not you're the sharpest implement in the shed. "Bro" does not seem that sharp. We've have bad roommates and we're amazed this turned out so smoothly in favor of the revenger. Revenge is sweet.
Here are some accounts of times things got extra real. Whether it was a transformative moment, a shocking one, or when something super awkward happened. If you're looking for a funnier change of pace, here's a hilariously stupid call Lawrence PD had to respond to.
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Dog Park Debbie strikes again! She's not having any of your dog's insensitive lust, when it comes to her dog. And you better believe she's ready to get the cops involved!
The greatest "no u" in history.
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What Corpus Christi cops first mistook as a massive marijuana field, later turns out to be a boatload of "horse mint" plants. They apparently hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants believed to be marijuana. Those hard-earned tax dollars going to work to remove literal weeds from a field!
This kid who drove his mom's car around like a bat let loose outta hell, learned his lesson from a cop who wasn't going to let the 115 MPH slide off his back. Just cause it was within regulations didn't mean it was OK. Lesson learned the hard way on this one...
People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.
