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Women on Twitter Point out Major Flaws with Well-Meaning Consent Condom

Women on twitter are poking holes in the consent condom. The logic for this product isn't exactly airtight. There were a range of criticisms, from the more theoretical to the pragmatic, to the more ridiculous. We don't think this product will become commonplace.

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I'd usually run something off about why you need to watch this video, but dude, it is all in the headline. Have you ever seen someone do this? Do you know anyone who could? If your answers to those questions are no's, it is high time to dive into this crazy video from the wildly talented, Lockpicking Lawyer

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The World Outdoes Itself and Releases the World's First "Smart Condom," a FitBit for Your Penis

Well, it's come to this a the world's first Smart Condom.

Now before you go slapping thing on your little dickie, you should know that this isn't really a condom, so much as a FitBit for your wiener. It is a ring that slides over your condom and tracks your thrust velocity, calories, burned, the amount of times you had sex, your girth, and can even detect chlamydia and syphilis — perhaps the only two useful things it does. This does not, I repeat does not, act as an actual birth control measure. It's just gamifies your sex life. 

People are on the fence about this thing, but they definitely like making fun of it.

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People Are Doing Stupid Stuff With Condoms, and, Frankly, We're Above It... Just Kidding! Here They Are!

We're a real classy organization here at Fail Blog. We wear tuxedos, monocles, top hats, etc. I drink a martini, for crying out loud. So if you think we're going to post a bunch of tweets or people playing with condoms, you've got another thing coming. 

Just kidding! Had you going for a minute there. Enjoy the condom stuff! 

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The poor fella needed protection from the protection he so adamantly, and somehow recklessly tried to acquire.

ABC News reports the 29-year-old man and a couple his buddies planned to steal the condoms by blowing the rubbers vending machine to smithereens.

Amidst the explosion the three fools took shelter in a car nearby, but the victim failed to close his door, and took a fatal shot to the noggin from a flying piece of metal.