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Soldier Almost Commits War Crime By Performing His Stand-Up to Captive Audience

Anyone who's been to a horrible stand-up show can attest that it's something like cruel and unusual punishment. Granted his audience wasn't in a situation that would be too conducive for laughter, this guy got one of the worst reviews an amateur comic can receive. For an amazing navy story, here's a lazy naval officer who displayed an act of pure genius.

Soldier performs bad stand up to Taliban detainees, almost commits war crime | Posted by itspeterj TIFU by almost committing war crime. Obligatory not today. This about 10 years ago started doing stand up army Afghanistan, actually started telling stories around fire at night, but eventually started doing shows chow hall
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He wasn't ready for this extremely dark answer at all, but dang did he handle it like an absolute pro. 

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Everyone's lives would be massively improved if they had an animal in their life that cared about them as much as this dog!

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You've got to give her credit for just rolling with the awkwardness from comedian Mark Normand, during this interview. 

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This is a prime example of how you don't need to be the loudest to win an argument, or roast in this case. This shy girl's deadpan delivery quickly wins over the hearts of the crowd. The guy got destroyed. 

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George Carlin goes on quite the brutal riff about baby boomers. With all the recent buzz about the"Ok Boomer" meme, this rant is especially relevant. 

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Jim Carrey has everyone in the audience laughing their asses off with this acceptance speech. Gotta hand it to him. 

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In 2009 John Piper was mistakenly switched with a comedian's intended time slot, and the audience assumed everything he was saying was deadpan humor. What a wonderful case of cringe. 

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Pete Davidson went off on an angry rant at college students from the University of Central Florida. He realized they were still recording him after he'd clearly specified that was against the rules. He called them out for being everything wrong with the current generation, and said that's why the world is going to end in 25 years. 

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Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" Queer Eye Script

Keaton Patti is a wonderfully weird writer who's behind other "bot written" scripts such as this John Wick script, as well as this Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives script. He claims that each one is written by a computer program that has consumed over a thousand hours of their respective content, but since the amount of content for each doesn't come close to a thousand hours, we're not so sure about that process. Either way, we love these.

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Via uwho22
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"Some people thought you were being disrespectful" And then she proceeds to tell Bill Burr to "Google it." Well that got him going on an absolutely savage tear. 

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Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" John Wick Script

Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted a few pages of a John Wick movie supposedly written by a robot. We're not sure if there's a thousand hours of John Wick out there but what he's produced is on point, action packed, and amazing. He's also released these hilarious "bot written" Olive Garden and Diners Drive-Ins and Dives scripts. Technology is amazing.

person tweeting john wick scripts written by a bot
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Via Team Coco
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This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude. 

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Comedian Andrew Schulz was trying to help educate this guy on how to answer his question better for next time. Things get pretty wild.