coke

He's not even drinking Coke.

Still too soon?

I hope it's the kind of class you can sleep through.

Charlie Sheen vs. Lindsay Lohan, place your bets!

These cats have some serious problems, like their cheezburger demands.

Tiger blood!

A 44-year-old British man was arrested in Sao Paulo, Brazil, trying to smuggle more than 2 kg of cocaine in his stomach. He got the police's attention when information on his two passports didn't match up, and x-rays showed he had 89 capsules of the stuff inside him, worth a total of £286,000 (over $440,000).

Check the source link for a picture of the x-ray, but be warned: it's not pretty.