coke

50 points if Arthur was a show you enjoyed. 100 points if it was your favorite show.

"No sweetie, maybe one of your little friends stole it."

"It really spiraled out of control. Next thing you know, I was hosting America's Funniest Home Videos to finance my habit."

Unlike Coke, who viciously guard their secret Coke recipe, this recipe is totally free and open source.

Sometimes, when you combine two of your favorite things, it doesn't form a bad thing, much like you'd expect (pizza flavored ice cream, anybody?). Sometimes, it makes a glorious new thing. This is one of those times.

Having caffeine before bed can make getting to sleep a little rough. This is the closest alternative, I suppose.

Bring along some mentos for a good time.