coke

Unlike Coke, who viciously guard their secret Coke recipe, this recipe is totally free and open source.

Sometimes, when you combine two of your favorite things, it doesn't form a bad thing, much like you'd expect (pizza flavored ice cream, anybody?). Sometimes, it makes a glorious new thing. This is one of those times.

Having caffeine before bed can make getting to sleep a little rough. This is the closest alternative, I suppose.

Bring along some mentos for a good time.

He's not even drinking Coke.

Still too soon?

I hope it's the kind of class you can sleep through.

Charlie Sheen vs. Lindsay Lohan, place your bets!