cleaning

Me gwaan clean de floor so good, yah see yah face innit an' ting!

That must be the quietest vacuum cleaner ever, if he's able to hear the music above its RAWRAWRAWR noises.

Was followed by a swift kick to the crotch and a well-worded apology.

From the submitter:

The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.

She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.

~Not-So-Handy Andy