chocolate

Designed by Akihiro Mizuuchi, and unfortunately I cannot buy a case of them right now. For shame!

That's right, for around $120, you can be the owner of a totally edible Belgian chocolate skull. A dozen internet points to the first person who makes a time-lapse video of this thing melting.

This life-sized chocolate likeness of Pope Francis was presented during Wednesday's general audience. Regrettably, the Jesuit oath of poverty may prevent his holiness from eating the statue and getting the most righteous stomach ache ever.