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There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We've seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

Getting your conservative mom absolutely zonked out of her gourd on jazz cabbage sounds like the makings of a downright epic fail. And it was, for a while. Then the game changed. For some weed-themed twitter fails, check these out.

Some of this stuff looks absolutely delicious, but watch out, it's probably an inedible gemstone. The people at r/forbiddensnacks are very serious about finding all the delicious looking non-food objects in our world, and can you blame them? These molds, landscapes and cleaning products look great.

Most things you see throughout the day are inedible, whether you like it or not. In spite of this, there are still tons of things out there that look good to eat. All you can do is wish and look at photos like these. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.

Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.

And the results are nothing short of highly entertaining. 

For the most part, these folks admit that they didn't have much reason to do what they did other than jealousy or unawareness. Some others were put in a situation where there were very few ways to get out with grace. Either way, they make for a decent story.

The jury isn't out on whether allergies exist. Most people understand that. Most.

One does not change the iconic packaging of a confectionary giant from a twist tie to a packet without seriously triggering some Brits. Oh boy, here we go.