Kids say the darnedest things, don't they? That complete lack of filter can simultaneously be the most hilarious, embarrassing, and cutting thing on this planet. There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an incredibly perspective comment from a child. There's something about the truth that a child perceives that leaves you utterly defenseless and without any recourse or response. After all, it's not as if you can respond with an insult back… Then you'd just be the adult that was…

Hey, if it works, it works...

You know it's a problem when your own daughter tells you to stop procreating.

I guess having 7 children in 9 years hardens you because wow, I would not want to be stuck in an elevator with this lady.

When you're a kid, everything you experience is just a tiny part of the vast unknown. You have yet to figure out so many things about the seemingly endlessly large world that even trying to think about all of the possibilities out there can make your head spin. Thankfully you have the adults in your life to guide you through this treacherously infinite environment. And you, a wide-eyed child, know that you can take whatever the adults tell you for granted. Why would they ever tell you white lie…

That child miiiiiight not be this person's son's kid.

What is this, Disney?

The 13th reason why not to have kids…

Kid's haunted.

What's their deal?

"Meet my son, Dump Truck."

They're our future, or something.

Presenting the winner of the gold medal in mental gymnastics.

How many "accidents" can you have?

The brother has the audacity to get mad about the “private” details of his four existing kids being told to his future wife. It's pretty safe to say this guy had no intention of telling his own fiancé about his complicated family tree, so good on OP for letting it slip. The hell does this guy think he is, just Mr. Magooing his way into making all these people. It's not like you can just slip on a freshly waxed floor and accidentally get more than one woman pregnant. This guy needs locking under…

Well, they're the future anyway.