You know it's a problem when your own daughter tells you to stop procreating.

I guess having 7 children in 9 years hardens you because wow, I would not want to be stuck in an elevator with this lady.

When you're a kid, everything you experience is just a tiny part of the vast unknown. You have yet to figure out so many things about the seemingly endlessly large world that even trying to think about all of the possibilities out there can make your head spin. Thankfully you have the adults in your life to guide you through this treacherously infinite environment. And you, a wide-eyed child, know that you can take whatever the adults tell you for granted. Why would they ever tell you white lie…

That child miiiiiight not be this person's son's kid.

What is this, Disney?

The 13th reason why not to have kids…

Kid's haunted.

What's their deal?

"Meet my son, Dump Truck."

They're our future, or something.

Presenting the winner of the gold medal in mental gymnastics.

How many "accidents" can you have?

The brother has the audacity to get mad about the “private” details of his four existing kids being told to his future wife. It's pretty safe to say this guy had no intention of telling his own fiancé about his complicated family tree, so good on OP for letting it slip. The hell does this guy think he is, just Mr. Magooing his way into making all these people. It's not like you can just slip on a freshly waxed floor and accidentally get more than one woman pregnant. This guy needs locking under…

Well, they're the future anyway.

Since when is 19 years old a child?

Dang dude those guys don't give a damn. It feels like this is the sort of thing that feels like it came out of a Newspaper from a hundred years ago, but nah. Apparently these guards have strict orders to never deviate from their path, resulting in moments like these. These guys were doing their regular marching routine when a kid didn't get out of the way, getting a taste of what's left of the British Empire.