Job well done, KFC.
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“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Apparently because it wanted to kill itself.
At least that’s what someone on Twitter realized the other day. The old joke that kids across the world say and don’t understand might be a reference to suicide with “the other side” being the afterlife — or in the case of planet Earth someone’s digestive system.
i just realized the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side" was a suicide joke. pic.twitter.com/rPGk0wrGQ3
— NICK (@Nickksun) January 5, 2017
Anyway, @Nickksun’s discovery is blowing minds across the internet. Check it out.
Via Debra Snodgrass
Some people will cry "animal abuse", but according to Charlie's owner, he loves his pants!
Via The Sun
This horrifying sight might be one of the reasons why some people say they won't eat anything that had a face. A customer at the French fast food restaurant "Quick" found some disgusting proof that they were certainly eating real chicken. This fried chicken head was found among the chicken wings that they were trying to enjoy.
The customer originally made a video about this, which you can watch here:
Via Dan Cooper
The people of Cheltenham, England were devastated by tragedy in the night. The extent of the fallout from this incident is as yet unknown. First reported by The Gloucestershire Echo, this sad, entire chicken dinner was found strewn about the pavement early Thursday morning.
Residents have been reacting on social media, most with compassion, some with outrage over the lack of coverage by 'mainstream' media outlets. 
via @TheMediaTweets, @UcheAmako, @rey_z
Here's hoping the Cheltenham community is able to recover quickly from this incident. Someone will probably start a GoFundMe campaign for it if they haven't already.
Via CBS Miami
Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.
The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.
If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.
