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Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here's a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user's grandpa brought home.

Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5
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Having to work with a bird like Kyle would make any of us use this kind of language. Man, Kyle's fast.

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You Can Now Buy A Harness For Your Chicken To Safely Walk It Across The Road

You read that right: people can now brave those treacherous roads alongside their nervous chickens, and stay safe thanks to an awesome and silly harness! Here's a link where you can grab one, if you're actually interested in giving this a go with your chicken. 

Otherwise, check out some of the positive reception from Amazon customers below. The whole idea of this is just our kind of ridiculous. But at least we can rest easy at night, now knowing that foolish chickens aren't risking their lives (as often) crossing the road. 

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11 Savage Times Chickens Got Shamed For Doing Their Thing

These chickens were just minding their own business trying to make it in this mad and cruel world, when suddenly, they got ruthlessly shamed. And there's just something so helplessly hilarious about a poor, seemingly defenseless chicken getting shamed. 

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation for How the Chicken in Moana Got so Dumb

Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For somefunny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.

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25 Objects That Look Like Tasty Food but Are Totally Not

Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.

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Internet Has Strong Feelings About This Horrifically Unseasoned Chicken

This woman was terrified when she saw the way her boyfriend neglected the seasoning of his chicken. Can you BLAME HER?

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25+ Items That Look like Delectable Food but Totally Aren't

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.

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16 Retail Workers Share Customers Most Ridiculous Schemes to Get Refunds

Idiotic returns, straight up theft and sloppy slight of hand. These folks are either too dumb to realize they're dumb or they're just too desperate to care.

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15 Honest Attempts That Were Derailed By Failure

Life is a series of attempts and failures punctuated by a few successes. Here's to those sad and ironic attempts that just didn't make the cut.

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KFC UK’s Chicken Shortage Apology is Actually Pretty Good

KFC UK took out a full page ad to apologize for the the ridiculous "chicken crisis" they caused earlier this week.

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Panicking Customers Calling Police over KFC Chicken Shortage

A shipping mix-up has UK KFC customers freaking out over the bird shortage and ensuing "scandal" to smuggle emergency chicken into stores.

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