Now this right here is what the internet is for. Did you wake up today thinking you'd eventually stumble upon a video showing a chicken farmer who has seemingly been possessed by an actual chicken? Nope, you probably didn't. But here you are anyways. The laughter is truly infectious.
Knowing that this thing is walking around, it makes a little more sense that chickens are distantly related to T-Rexes. Dang, that bird is so big it belongs on Sesame Street. Are we sure this behemoth isn't just an ostrich?
It's no question that employees are wary of customers. Most customers are fine, but the few who love to put retail workers in precarious positions are the kind of folks who will never be forgotten. For one that ended with more justice, here's a lying Karen that got decimated by the owner's response.
Both American and English food get a bad rep for being over-processed and bland respectively. But honestly if you're looking for noxious cursed food, you can find it just about anywhere. Here's how British and American people looked upon the phenomenon of a whole chicken in a can, as well as some other notorious canned meat products. For some more cultural clash, here's cultures colliding over how to measure time and space.
This guy is clearly not messing around. He's ready to face a very real problem head on.
What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here's a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user's grandpa brought home.
Having to work with a bird like Kyle would make any of us use this kind of language. Man, Kyle's fast.
You read that right: people can now brave those treacherous roads alongside their nervous chickens, and stay safe thanks to an awesome and silly harness! Here's a link where you can grab one, if you're actually interested in giving this a go with your chicken.
Otherwise, check out some of the positive reception from Amazon customers below. The whole idea of this is just our kind of ridiculous. But at least we can rest easy at night, now knowing that foolish chickens aren't risking their lives (as often) crossing the road.
Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For somefunny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.
Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.
