Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.
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"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.
Cause why the hell not right?
I usually order my "medium rare chicken" under it's real name "salmonela."
Twitter, who seems to be having some sort of identity crisis when it comes to food this week, has settled on yet another gross food trend: Medium rare chicken.
So it seems that we're off of pineapple pizza and dunking pizza in milk and have just commited to killing ourselves with food poisoning.
I mean, who is this appetizing to:
Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.
These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Apparently because it wanted to kill itself.
At least that’s what someone on Twitter realized the other day. The old joke that kids across the world say and don’t understand might be a reference to suicide with “the other side” being the afterlife — or in the case of planet Earth someone’s digestive system.
i just realized the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side" was a suicide joke. pic.twitter.com/rPGk0wrGQ3
— NICK (@Nickksun) January 5, 2017
Anyway, @Nickksun’s discovery is blowing minds across the internet. Check it out.
