chess

I still remember those holiday nights fondly, when the family would gather around the wood stove and play games of Plastic Snowman Chips (tm) long into the night. Such great holiday memories.

That's actually an illegal move, so at the very LEAST he needs to start over, if he hasn't already lost.

There comes a point where it's time to admit that your love of chess is destroying your life. Somewhere around being in jail this realization should hit hard.

They still showed up anyway.

We've seen this sort of thing in the past, eh? Seems like the new thing to do is to look totally uninterested while pulling a few G's.