cheating

R/legaladvice is a place for people to ask if they have a legitimate case in whatever dispute they're in. People get in some real jams. Some people are more guilty than others. Like this genius.

These excuses are filled to the brim with absolute BS. 

Doesn't matter if the humor was intended or not.

Buffalo Bills Safety, Jordan Poyer learned a harsh lesson in not f**king around with crazy. His wife decided to release a series of troubling texts between herself, and other 'victims' of internet personality, Summer Rae's psychotic, manipulative games. Poyer and his wife have reportedly since mended things after splitting up last July, amidst the cheating allegations; but DAMN, does Rae sound like one especially crazed individual. 

There's no better feeling than revenge when catching someone cheating. 

There's not much you can do when you know something you're not supposed to. I mean, you can sit there and feel bad about it if you want.

If you're over the age of 30 and you're still bragging about how many natty lights you can throw down, it might be a good time to rethink what you're bringing to the table.

Jimmy Johns out here going above and beyond for 5-start customer service! 

RIP bro...

She had this coming! The boyfriend went ahead and skipped all stages of his grief, to get right down to pure and sweet revenge. 

Solid public shaming right here...

There's an important lesson from situations like this. When you're out in public and doing something nefarious don't assume that others are totally oblivious to your actions, because you might get served some justice just like this woman did. 

Prepare for a sea of red flags.

Just cannot seem to take no for an answer.