cheating

This dude was NOT ready for it. In this case, we're talking about a cheating, allegedly manipulative scoundrel of a boyfriend who finds himself getting called out by his girlfriend AND side chick. Queue the cringe, and let it ride. 

These self-proclaimed cheaters took to Whisper to share their reasons and thoughts on why they just can't seem to help themselves, when it comes to the act of cheating. Whether you eat up any of what they're selling, as anything other than Grade A bullsh*t, is up to you! 

When a room gets crowded, and people get hammered, they seem to think that no one could possibly hear them. That is absolutely not the case. Bartenders hear some of the most unfiltered thoughts around. If you didn't think they were listening, well they are. And sometimes even judging.

This boyfriend's troubled heart was in the right place, but the outcome was one of pure and unadulterated FAIL. To make matters even better (somehow), it sounds like he's assuming his symptoms stem from "bleach" and not from the very likely, UTI situation. My dude, it is time to wake up. But hey, experience is what we call our mistakes right? And this guy's racking up that experience like none other. If you do want to check out some secrets partners actually keep from their SO's to protect them, that list is right over here.

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These homewreckers running their mouths about just how much they "DGAF" is enough to make anyone with an intact moral compass, shake their head in angered disapproval. But maybe we're just dealing with a bunch of people and cheaters too temporarily far gone down the dark rabbit's hole, of doing whatever the hell they want, at whatever cost necessary, to anyone outside themselves. 

Some of these innovative ways to cheat are so complex and time consuming that it might actually be easier to just study. We do not endorse the idea of cheating on exams, but above all else,  if we can stress one thing to not do, that'd be getting caught.

Marriage could be the biggest decision you make in your life. Here's what these people now know what they should've asked, in hindsight.

It was a little over 5 years ago that these two lovers in turmoil unknowingly spilled their guts to a nosy dude on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Man, it still reads like a script out of an award-winning drama.

"Cheating Ben" just threw almost every other Ben out there into the unforgiving flames of the rage that'll rightfully ensue when anyone's stepping outside the bounds of a committed relationship.

RIP bro bro...

These days, half of all marriages will end in divorce. That sounds sad, but after seeing these, maybe it's for the better.

Whoever thought selling air and calling it chips deserves to be shot out of a cannon.

This unfaithful bastard had it coming. The fact he went and ate at the same restaurant with his wife AND side chick just screams careless stupidity. 

Cheating is bad. It's not like having a well thought out reason makes it much better. Some people's excuses are just dumber than others.