butts

The recesses of Tumblr contain some of the most hilariously specific conversations that you'll ever have the chance to eavesdrop on.

Sometimes someone just comes along and gives us something that we would never have dreamed of, and right now it's this guy right here. He has done us an amazing service by providing his analysis on something we never even knew we needed, something that we are still pretty sure we don't need.

Regardless, it's here and it's indiscriminate of gender. As, in true internet form, this enlightened individual has provided us unnecessary insight into the asses of history. 

But really where is the 'Call of Booty' shout-out?..What else do you guys think is missing from this list of amusing, albeit vaguely perverse genius?

Khloe Kardashian decided that it's her butt's time to shine (literally, glitter is so reflective) and "break the internet" like her sister Kim. While the entire glitter-covered butt photoshoot is a clear promotion of her app, you know she's also aware of how cheeky this type of media is and it's not lost on her.

Meet the winner of the 2015 Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant, Suzy Cortez. The annual Brazilian competition that aims to find "the best derriere in the country." Winning this title isn't a waste on Cortez as her Instagram feed is full of her sharing her training and dieting to win. Check out a some of her posts here or check out the full feed @suzycortezoficial.

A hacker took over the Facebook accounts of the Michigan Wolverines athletics and loaded their feed with nothing but T and A. Both the football and basketball accounts were compromised. Whoever infiltrated the pages (probably some Ohio State fan), decided to transform both accounts into the Internet's newest softcore pr0n site.

Check out the dirty work.