About as much fun as you can have on a nearly empty Norwegian bus. Honestly, he's not too bad. This guy is pulling out all the stops.
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Via Mad World
We've all had that moment when a packed bus or train pulls up and we think "oh crap." Sometimes those moments are met with the distraught feelings of realizing you'll just have to wait for another. Other times, you're just like "oh I am getting on this bus." This guy is getting on this bus.
If you've ever had your schedule at the beckon call of a city bus, there's certainly a time when you've cursed God for being seconds too late. This story at least makes up for a few of those times. Nothing rings in the ears of a malicious driver like the phrase "I am taking this bus." Tumblr is home to a wealth of fun stories, like these ones about genuinely innocent dude stories.
This dude just wanted to ride the bus, but went out on a limb and lied about his identity. It's literally like a sitcom episode where one lie snowballs into a web of bigger and bigger lies. Sounds stressful. While lying is usually the wrong thing to do, people do it all day every day. Sometimes the results work out way too well.
Andrew Sipowics had some pretty impressive news for Twitter when a kid left a note on his banged up car. When we were in 6th grade, all we were worried about was video games and being terrified of girls. Anyway, since the hit and run, the bus company paid for the damage and fired the driver.
Via Cristi Cristian
Their indifference in the face of aggressive disrespect is nothing short of heroic.
Via @AlexHolleyFOX29
This guy's the missing link to the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode that hasn't happened yet. You know, the one centered on a sweet, summery bus driver with the best of manners that also happens to be inclined to fits of rage when the people don't pay to play? I'd watch that shit.
