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I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.

Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

Last October, a 65-year old SMART bus driver fell asleep at the wheel and ended up crashing into 6 cars.

There was only one passenger on board, and miraculously neither she nor anyone else involved was seriously injured or killed.

While the incident happened last year, new footage has just been released of the crash from inside the bus which you can watch above.

Here’s a description of the chain of events after he dozed off from Detroit Free Press:

He crossed the center of the road and struck an eastbound vehicle, according to a West Bloomfield Police news release. The bus then hit a westbound vehicle in the rear, sending that vehicle into the eastbound lane where it was hit by an eastbound vehicle. Continuing its westbound drive of destruction, the bus struck four more vehicles and a guardrail before stopping.

He wasn’t drunk, according to police, but he must have gone to the same driving school as Mr. Piggly Wiggly.