Most people who grew up in the 80s and 90s remember the peculiar angular pastel interior of a fast food place, the lawlessness of a McDonald's play place, the absolute need to get a specific happy meal toy, and the peculiar flavor of Hi-C orange drink. What a weird time. If this gets your nostalgia motot running, here's some 90s nostalgia from simpler times.
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Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous "Chip Butty" dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy's, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter.
Whoever green lit this madness deserves either an award or a prison sentence. It's too bad commercials are all so bland and uninspired now. Sometimes you wanna see a man unhinge his jaw and painfully slowly eat a burger in one bite to sexy music.
Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated "Impossible Burger" because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals.
Burger King beautifully shut down a whiny Twitter user looking to get some clout for complaining about the company's decision to employ a "special crew." Let's just say that people all over the place were siding with Burger King's awesome decision on this one. And you've got to love the roasting of a moron while you're at it.
Via Daily Commercial
The Burger King Manager kicked these two mean old ladies out after hearing one of them say, "go back to Mexico if you want to keep speaking Spanish." He proceeded to put them in their place and call out their ignorance for what it is. A job well done.
Burger King's getting dragged all over Twitter for their new #FeelYourWay campaign. People are calling the company out for just how much their actions align with what they're putting out in an advertisement; and really, whether the food itself is the thing someone struggling with depression needs.
Via Matthew Phillips
This woman is determined to get her Burger King refund...burning buildings and all! Anyone else walking away from this video strangely inspired over the lack of f**k's given in this attempt. I mean, she clearly gives a big one about the refund, but otherwise she is amazingly unfazed.
TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.
Burger King apologized for a promo offering money and a lifetime of free burgers to any woman who could manage to become impregnated by a World Cup star. The idea of the now scrapped ad was for Russia to collect good football playing genes and ensure wins in the future. Needless to say, people didn't think it was as great an idea as the Burger King marketing department may have thought.
Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast.
