They teed themselves up for their ultimate ruin.
Nothing quite tops the pure and unadulterated savagery of a kid's first breakup. This girl's clearly going to shatter A LOT of hearts...
Take notes, guys: THIS is what a murder by words looks like.
Yeah, let's go back to a lifespan of 40. Sounds fantastic.
Gold medal comment right here. Last thing we need following a big win for the U.S. at the Olympics, is an irritable old cat lady stinking up the moment with some whining on social media.
This Twitter thread went off the rails quickly.
Iconic.
I wonder who ended this relationship.
