bread

Tumblr, being it's own weird-ass self, went on a anthropological news search for preserved food that could result in the ingredients for a well aged grilled cheese. It's a stupid experiment, but hey, why else do we have the internet? Tumblr has done some amazing work, like the time they ran the math on the exact day of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

You've gotta hand it to r/forbiddensnacks  for pointing out all the food-adjacent stuff out there. This stuff might look like crispy fried chicken, scrumptious eggs and fresh ground beef, but in fact it's actually a rock, a mushroom, and a mop. It's kinda fun.

Most things you see throughout the day are inedible, whether you like it or not. In spite of this, there are still tons of things out there that look good to eat. All you can do is wish and look at photos like these. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.

Have a look at this collection of stuff. There's something off in every one. And we have plenty more cursed images. You probably won't like them, but that's kind of the point.

The end of a loaf of bread is the heel. It was always the heel, is the heel, and will always be the heel. And also it sucks.

For all the times you've said "sure, it might look delicious now, but it's actually a piece of a shoe." Check out r/ForbiddenSnacks for more of these "treats."

Really harkens back to the days of top ramen and mustard sandwiches. Whether you had a poor childhood, were a broke student, are generally terrible with money, or are just frugal as hell, we've all done some things that we aren't incredibly proud of.

Van Dogh is not to be trifled with, man...

New babies kind of have a reputation for adorable Michelin Man style fat rolls. Apparently, 7-Elevens in Japan have started selling pull apart bread loaves that look exactly like those chubby baby arms. Parents have started taking pictures comparing the two with a hashtag that, according to Uproxx, translates out to #MyBaby'sGotTheBestBreadPhoto.

"Bread Face Blog" is, well, exactly what it sounds like. A woman films herself smashing her face into different kinds of bread, and posts those videos on Instagram. She also has a Twitter where she posts poems about the bread.

Your hobbies may be weird, but they aren't this weird.