bread

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

The term, if you please, is "goggie."

Never mind that, here's a fix your feathered friends will fawn over for sure!

"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"

"Whoa. Way too deep."