Ew, ew, and more ew

People really will just pick the most random thing and build their personality around it; it's as if they just spun a wheel of haphazardly selected topics and went with the first thing it landed on. Enter I-can-eat-hotter-foods-than-you guy; everyone knows this guy, and chances are he's one of your friends or a friend of a friend and—well… is kinda known for being a boastful egomaniac. Somehow, at some point, he decided to base his fragile ego around the spice levels of food, and now he's going…

I am proud to announce that I am better than you.

"Oh I love that for you."

Just chill out, man.

Why do people have to be like this.

Dude, just chill.

And they're here to clog up the comments section.

Seems like a fair call out.

Yowza.

We've had enough of all the bragging.

Oh, really?

It's hard to talk to someone who think's they're on another plane of existence.

Take a deep breath, dude.

Oh great.

Not everyone is as smart as they think.