bragging

You don't want to mess with these extreme badasses. Oh man, if you get in their way, they'll explain online what they would hypothetically do to you. Get ready for some unnecessary threats.

These heavy-brained mind-Goliaths are equipped with lethal intellect. Their sinuses are literally sopping with liquid knowledge. Shakespeare and Einstein have nothing on their self-reputed mental prowess.

These self-titled geniuses are up there with the greats. Seriously, where would Einstein be if he didn't spend his time bragging to strangers?

Sure, you can be technically correct in saying that you work for the CIA if you work for the Clam Inspector's Association. These high achievers pulled the ol' switcheroo.

If you're over the age of 30 and you're still bragging about how many natty lights you can throw down, it might be a good time to rethink what you're bringing to the table.

Prepare to feel as insipid as you are, mere simpleton. These great minds are in the leagues of Einstein and Nietzsche, and could not be bothered by your pedestrian ways. They know big words and inhabit the realm of ideas, something that you could never know. Do you even watch Rick and Morty?

The internet gives people too many chances to brag, whether they're telling the truth or not. These folks in particular seem to be getting their intelligence confused with their egos, and the resulting moments are cringeworthy to say the least.

Hard to believe A A Ron's mom didn't understand that her son simply wanted massive amounts of freedom without any of the responsibility. 

It would seem glaringly apparent that the universe quite simply, doesn't want to cash you anywhere, young lady. Props to the ravenous pack of diversified trolls that readily stepped up to bring this entirely ridiculous, egotistical, caricature of everything awry about the younger generations, back down to earth.