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"And you get child support! And YOU get child support!..."

Not enough "flow" to be a rap, but at least it reads well. This is why English majors aren't rappers.

This "Weapon of Mass Instruction" has been making its rounds in Buenos Aires, distributing books to for free. Check out more in the via link!

Fact = Your clothing is terrible

Not quite, but bonus points for trying.

They had to pick that one!

HOLY COW I'M A WIZARD NOW