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25 Pun-tastic Boat Names That'll Make You Say "High Sea What You Did There"

These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.

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21 Poor Souls Share Their Most Frivolous First World Problems

Here are some of the unrelenting trials and tribulations of living in a land of plenty. Some people are more self aware than others.

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19 Things People Will Never Buy Again

Why wouldn't you want to purchase hundreds of ladybugs? Seriously, what could possibly go wrong? Here's a bunch of things that people, for whatever reason, decided they only ever needed to buy once.

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17 Unfortunate Events That Happened to Unlucky People

Alright, some of these folks could've worked harder to avoid their situations, but none of the outcomes are fun.

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27 "That Sucks" Moments Ranging From Crapp-ish to Crap-tacular

Hope your day is going well. At least it's probably going better than the disappointments these people had to deal with.

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Joke for sail. 

Last year, an online competition to name a ship for the UK Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) resulted in the stupid and embarrassing name "Boaty McBoatface." It was so stupid and embarrassing that they refused to name their $244,520,000 ship that and named it after David Attenborough instead. 

But that wasn't the last you've heard of Boaty McBoatface. 

NERC has finally smashed a bottle of champaign and christened a submarine "Boaty McBoatface" and is sending it straight to Antarctica. Thankfully, it's an unmanned sub, so no self-respecting captain will have to pilot something so humiliating.

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Whilst out on a charter with one of our regular customers Steve, this big beast turned up & wouldn't leave us alone. He nearly took a chunk out of my Yamaha motors, leaving a few small dents & scratches. Estimated 5.5 meters & of breeding size, showing battle scars on her back & tail most likely inflicted from mating rituals. Spring heading into Summer is acknowledged as pupping & Bass Strait is considered the pumping ground for the eastern seaboard population. This shark looks to be on the verge of dropping her bundles of joy very soon...