birthday

A solid guide in what NOT to do next time you try your hand at flirting....

This is not the way you want to be finding these things out. 

We didn't think Ryan Reynolds would be able to top the national treasure of a birthday message he sent Blake Lively's way recently, but leave it to the dangerously witty, ever entertaining man to best himself. Our only question now is whether or not Reynolds can start up with these birthday messages for more people on Twitter. 

Take a minute, dude

Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.

Bob Ross himself is smilin down from up above at the sweet, summery sight of this goodness. As far as the artistic efforts go here from those that attended this epic birthday party, I definitely can relate to the dude who shamelessly scribbled on his phone. I feel your pain, bro.

This unicorn cake ended up being extra horny...

Ah yes, it appears Barrack Obama is truly leaning into that sweet, sweet Obama/Biden meme...and all is right in the world for a moment.