Well this was hilarious. Anyone else laugh out loud the moment he said, "Dan"? We hope this dude's birthdays got better!
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Via Jaime Larios
This backflip attempt left more than his spidey sense tingling. Aside from the physical pain, that has gotta be embarrassing after the fact. I guess the lesson is only do backflips if you're 100% confident in yourself. This guy looks like he saw Uncle Ben for a second.
Via Tom Goulet
As we all know, certain restaurant chains will give you a free meal if it's your birthday. This dude upped the ante by visiting as many places as he could. The results are...here.
She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." Any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person.
Lying is a very common aspect of human relationships, but too big of a lie can really become a burden. Here's to hoping that your SO's web of lies is all for something as small as making banana bread or using the wrong towel. Some of these people have some serious secrets that could have big impacts if they got out.
We didn't think Ryan Reynolds would be able to top the national treasure of a birthday message he sent Blake Lively's way recently, but leave it to the dangerously witty, ever entertaining man to best himself. Our only question now is whether or not Reynolds can start up with these birthday messages for more people on Twitter.
Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.
