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Corrected Greeting Cards From People Who Did Their Best

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a card that says "happy birthday," throw a "Jesus" on there to make it about Christmas. Whether it was grandmas with extra cards, or people who just couldn't find a "hope your deviated scrotum heals" card, here's people making do. Sometimes people's wordsmithing doesn't work out as well as this in the case of really not good signs and designs.

Funny greeting cards people changed and edited themselves.
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Artist Refuses To Give A Birthday Discount, Says It's Their Birthday Too, Proposes Extra Charge

This choosing beggar expected a nice 50% off birthday discount. She was hoping to get the $20 purse half off, and the artist had other plans. Specifically, they clapped back with adding the discount back on, so that the item was at its original price. And you know why? Cause it was "their birthday" too! A job well done, if we do say so ourselves. 

Artist refuses to give out a birthday discount, says it's their birthday too.
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Dude Tries To Buy A Birthday Cake, Ends Up Being A Total Nightmare

Well this was hilarious. Anyone else laugh out loud the moment he said, "Dan"? We hope this dude's birthdays got better! 

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This backflip attempt left more than his spidey sense tingling. Aside from the physical pain, that has gotta be embarrassing after the fact. I guess the lesson is only do backflips if you're 100% confident in yourself. This guy looks like he saw Uncle Ben for a second.

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As we all know, certain restaurant chains will give you a free meal if it's your birthday. This dude upped the ante by visiting as many places as he could. The results are...here. 

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Sleep-Deprived Girl's Impulsive Act On Her Teenage Sister's Birthday Backfires Terribly

This is a real TIFU story, although I don't know if she can entirely blame it on being tired. I've been sleep deprived many times in my life and I never had the urge to do what she did. You'd think that any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person, especially on your younger sister's birthday. She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." But we all f*ck up, right? 

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13 People Share the Secret They Keep to Protect Their Significant Other's Feelings

Lying is a very common aspect of human relationships, but too big of a lie can really become a burden. Here's to hoping that your SO's web of lies is all for something as small as making banana bread or using the wrong towel. Some of these people have some serious secrets that could have big impacts if they got out.

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Guy's Wife Asks For "Generic Birthday" and He Over-Delivers

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

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Dirty Cake Thieves Ruin Woman’s Birthday in Trashy Twitter Thread

They were so ready to have a good time, only to have their hopes dashed by an inconsiderate group of cretins.

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Spider-Man really phoned it in on this one. So much so that it feels like it's not even the real Spider-Man.

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Ryan Reynolds Has The Perfect Birthday Message To His Brother

We didn't think Ryan Reynolds would be able to top the national treasure of a birthday message he sent Blake Lively's way recently, but leave it to the dangerously witty, ever entertaining man to best himself. Our only question now is whether or not Reynolds can start up with these birthday messages for more people on Twitter. 

Ryan Reynolds has the perfect, funny birthday message to his brother on Twitter.
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