birthday

Well this was hilarious. Anyone else laugh out loud the moment he said, "Dan"? We hope this dude's birthdays got better! 

This is a real TIFU story, although I don't know if she can entirely blame it on being tired. I've been sleep deprived many times in my life and I never had the urge to do what she did. You'd think that any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person, especially on your younger sister's birthday. She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." But we all f*ck up, right? 

Lying is a very common aspect of human relationships, but too big of a lie can really become a burden. Here's to hoping that your SO's web of lies is all for something as small as making banana bread or using the wrong towel. Some of these people have some serious secrets that could have big impacts if they got out.

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

They were so ready to have a good time, only to have their hopes dashed by an inconsiderate group of cretins.

A solid guide in what NOT to do next time you try your hand at flirting....

This is not the way you want to be finding these things out. 

We didn't think Ryan Reynolds would be able to top the national treasure of a birthday message he sent Blake Lively's way recently, but leave it to the dangerously witty, ever entertaining man to best himself. Our only question now is whether or not Reynolds can start up with these birthday messages for more people on Twitter. 

Take a minute, dude

Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.