Dad got fired up for this email after his daughter told him she might spend her after-tax income on a bike that's another way of saying you have too much money to blow. His brutal response has since gone viral, and people are all about praising him for his work.
If you need a refresh course in what makes this flashy bike so ridiculous, check out that comedian's viral Twitter thread that breaks down all of its absurdity here!
We don't know a whole lot about motorcycle drag racing but the enduring truth here is that this is cool as hell.
We don't know where it comes from, but sometimes when you see someone you like, there's a certain, primal urge to impress them in the most idiotic ways possible. It's incredibly stupid, but for a lot of us, if a hot person is walking down the street, our next logical thought is "I bet she'd like to see how high I can jump." Here's a collection of the dumb things people tried, which for the record, sometimes worked.
No parent wants to see the day when their kid does something stupid, gets hurt, and then does that exact same thing again. It happens more than you'd think. From running around with buckets on their heads to getting stuck in trees, here are some all-stars.
It's almost refreshing to see the lock finally win.
Who says you don't need arms to bike? Actually, no one says that. But the sport of bike boxing is just getting started.
During the Dubai tour, rider Andrey Grivko was disqualified after he punched fellow-rider Marcel Kittle in the head in the middle of the race. That's one way to get this done. Or you could just ride a little faster.
As you can see from the picture, he cracked him wide open, but it didn't really help in the long run.
At first Marcel seemed rightfully peeved:
I won't accept an apology for this. That has nothing to do with cycling. What Grivko did is a shame for our beautiful sport. pic.twitter.com/vvMN5LzQN0
— Marcel Kittel (@marcelkittel) February 2, 2017
But then had a pretty good sense of humor about it. What a guy.
And I just googled Grivko and it said he is 70kg. Dude, know your limits!! pic.twitter.com/JnhYQk58vt
— Marcel Kittel (@marcelkittel) February 2, 2017
