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It's not good business practice to abuse the person you're trying to buy from, and it's even worse stealing practice to tell a dude you're gonna steal from him then ask for their address after the fact. There are entitled people out there who just think they can have stuff, like this entitled dad who wanted free art and childcare.

Ready for some classic fails? Like, really though? These aren't child's play. These are people disastrously biking down stairs, screwing up dives and flipping trucks down ravines. Alright, here's your medicine. If you want to see some outrageous stuff, here are close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

These are GOLD. Peloton bikes are a gleaming reminder of the ridiculous ways companies will target rich people with fat wallets to throw away more money with a reckless abandon. 

Dad got fired up for this email after his daughter told him she might spend her after-tax income on a bike that's another way of saying you have too much money to blow. His brutal response has since gone viral, and people are all about praising him for his work. 

If you need a refresh course in what makes this flashy bike so ridiculous, check out that comedian's viral Twitter thread that breaks down all of its absurdity here!

We don't know where it comes from, but sometimes when you see someone you like, there's a certain, primal urge to impress them in the most idiotic ways possible. It's incredibly stupid, but for a lot of us, if a hot person is walking down the street, our next logical thought is "I bet she'd like to see how high I can jump." Here's a collection of the dumb things people tried, which for the record, sometimes worked.

No parent wants to see the day when their kid does something stupid, gets hurt, and then does that exact same thing again. It happens more than you'd think. From running around with buckets on their heads to getting stuck in trees, here are some all-stars.

"You only had one job!" If you want things done right, don't keep your hopes up.