In 2019, Tony Tovar sat in his chair and lit a cigarette while his favorite bar was being robbed around him. Who knows if he was feeling lucky or if he had already been there a while and was extra confident. Instead of giving the guy anything, he asked him for a beer. Surreal. He quickly picked up the titled of "World's Chillest Man."
If you're gonna be really serious to your server and demand that they bring you a beer with every passing, then get ready for your wallet to explode. It's hard to tell what this guy's goal was, but his words were the nails in the coffin. The service industry is at times lawless and full of characters, so you get a lot out of tales from servers who have seen it all.
Every class everywhere might benefit from this silly greeting that marks the beginning of class. The professor would appear to be someone who doesn't bother with taking himself too seriously. Right on.
Tami was in jail for 60 days as part of a reality TV show, and this is her first beer in a long time. The intensity behind this scene seems overdrawn, but it deep down pretty relatable.
Twitter user @Kane made a list of anecdotes about his garage-meat-hanging, big-cutlery-distrusting government worker father in honor of Father's Day. When he gets to the frat-crashing and explanation of government work, the parallels really start to line up. Here are some silly and wholesome dad moments shared on twitter for the world to laugh at.
Back when a kid could just walk around the woods alone all day. Back when you could give a baby a beer and a bottle rocket. Back when a child's car seat was pretty much just a mobile iron murder cage. Has parenting gotten safer and more responsible or just less fun? Little of column A, little of column B.
Bud Light's Super Bowl ad called out beer competitors that allegedly use corn syrup in their products. People online have expressed mixed feelings of outrage and confusion. Outside what the consumers think, the Corn Lobby Twitter account, fired off some complaints; but not before, they managed to tag both the wrong Miller Lite and Coors Light. Maybe it's in the corn syrup their drinking, but I'll tell you what; we are ALL about those little, wonderful fails. Also. The tone of the tweet, and specifically using the word, "disappointment" almost makes it feel like there's a disapproving mother on the other end of this bizarre saga. And the way this person's failing to tag the right accounts too...
These scrappers with a truck full of junk sabotage their own quick getaway. This Bud is not for you.
