Via Ozzy Man Reviews
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This coked out idiot must've been on one to take a snapchat / let multiple snapchat videos be taken of him amidst his dance with the Bolivian Marching Powder. Let it be a lesson to us all --- social media and drugs mix about as well as toothpaste and orange juice, kiddos. Hopefully Ian Kahaloa can get the help he needs to get back on track, and didn't entirely blow his shot at playing in the big leagues.
What's the douchenozzle A-Rod contemplating in this pic? His own profoundly overdeveloped vanity? Maybe he's trying to figure out where it all went wrong. Perhaps sometime when he teed himself up for a good 'ol fashioned meme-inspired whipping. The guy is almost too easy to make fun of at this point in the game, and the fact his self-awareness would seem to be at an all time low, promises the likely prospect we'll be seeing more of these gems pop up. One can hope.
Via @marlins
If you're like me, then Don Mattingly is best known as that player who refused to shave his sideburns on that episode of The Simpsons. If you're not like me, you know him as one of the best ballplayers of all time. 
via Frinkiac
During his 12 year run in the majors, he won nine Golden Gloves, was an American League batting champion and RBI leader. He was pretty great. Now, well, he's doing one better. He's getting a cinder block smashed on his chest as the manager for the Miami Marlins. Oh, hell yeah.
So, that just goes to show you, if you count Donnie out, he's going to do something really, really cool.So... this happened. 👀
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) March 15, 2017
Thanks to @ClaimTheVictory & Donnie Moore of Radical Reality for stopping by for some fun today! pic.twitter.com/c58lap03Jr
Yeah, she actually answers, and real talk: it's a buzzkill for us all. Turns out Verlander's too focused before the game, and too exhausted after the game.
Bro, have you not read the historical war tales of pre-battle glory that involved many a shield and sword-brandishing soldier sticking their 'other swords' into whatever woman would have them, as a ritualistic mind-clearing pick-me-up? And you're with Kate Upton! Madness.
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There's nothing better than a good baseball prank, especially when that no-good rapscallion and Hall of Famer Greg Maddux is involved.
This century's Dennis the Menace dressed up as a sound guy to trick Chicago Cub Kris Bryant. Man, this is the oldest one in the book, and Bryant fell for it.
Props to you, Greg Maddux, and another one of your home run goofs.
Brewers Pitcher Matt Garza went and lobbed a supremely controversial mansplanation when he aimed to explain to actress Jessica Chastain on Twitter, what his opinion of birth control was. This followed after she tweeted concerns over the implications of the Senate repealing Obamacare on women having access to birth control.
Did you hear that the Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 100 years? So did their fans, and they came out in full force this morning for a massive parade in Chicago.
Watching this city come out for their team is a bit more than we can bear, so let's let the pictures do the talking. Check them out:
