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This coldhearted Chicago Cubs fan's earned himself the nickname of "Mai Tai Guy" after footage of him stealing a home run ball from kids in the stands surfaced. I mean, he didn't rip the ball out of their hands or anything, but he definitely could've been more sensitive to those hopeful kids around him that just wanted a chance at taking home a home run ball. 

Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco. 

The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.

Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.

Halloween is traditionally associated with candy, but a lot of people decided to get creative. Some thought "Why should kids get candy when you could give them a can of sausages!"

We can think of a lot of reasons, but alright.

People on social media actually banding together to accomplish some good in the world? It must be a mistake. This must be a glitch in the matrix. There's no other way. 

This guy's rage-riddled emotional explosion is nothing short of a gift to the sport of baseball. 

The Montgomery Biscuits decided to do a millennial themed night, complete with avocados, napping stations and participation ribbons. The PR stunt got a lot of attention and people of all ages battled it out on Twitter.

People make better choices than this after the bars close at 2AM. 

They should've double checked that.