For all those times when people said "I mean, yeah I was on a subway in Ukraine, but I'm 100% sure it was Selma Hayek."
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Twitter User, Christopher Ingraham happened upon a painful revelation that's filled to the brim with hypocrisy. Yes, Ingraham learned that the website of Donald Trump WAS programmed to share a snarky message about Obama not working (to fix the problem) and playing golf all the time, whenever an error turned up while navigating it.
Thing is, the message was going out while Trump himself is doing that very damn thing, since Christmas. The following Twitter thread hints that Trump's team likely called an audible on that message, after considering the level of hypocrisy at play in the message. Or, who knows. We'll let you be the judge on this one.
Obama took the chance to capitalize on the momentous occasion that is Joe Biden's birthday, by tweeting out a particularly hilarious and spicy little meme. Turns out Obama's something of a memelord after all. The Joe Biden/Obama memes have a long running history, so we went ahead and dug up some of those as well.
Wednesday is probably the worst day of the week. You're the same distance to the work week ending as you are to the work week beginning. Friday never felt so far.
Thankfully, there are memes. Glorious memes. Surely, they'll help me get through the work week without issue, right? RIGHT?
This list is a good start, but in case you need some backup, we have Humpday Pics and other Wednesday Memes and Humpday Dog Memes that can help you and may come in handy.
Let's hope. Enjoy the memes!
There's been a lot of talk recently about what former-president, current-private citizen Barack Obama is up to. Did he wiretap Trump? Is he planning a coup?
The answer is no. He's just windsurfing and wearing leather jackets. That kind of thing.
But that's not keeping curious people from asking their Google Home if Obama's up to something, and the answer is hilarious. Is Google Home hooked up to Breitbart, InfoWars, or something? We're not ruling anything out.
Via LastWeekTonight
Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disastrous for millions of Americans.
But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth having?
These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong:
Guys, we are in real dire straights these days. The toddlers have taken over the nursery school, and there isn't a grownup in sight. Obama is gone. Ok? Get that through your thick skulls.
As if to pour salt on that wound, Jordan Peele of Key & Peele and the director of the new film Get Out, reminds us all of what we're missing and what Obama's probably doing. Drunk Obama is the president now. Get over it!
Via Bad Lip Reading
"The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache."
Since last Friday, we've wondered what the high and mighty were saying at the inauguration. Well, those days are over.
The geniuses at Bad Lip Reading have finally released their "Inauguration Day" video, and it's glorious. Now, you can enjoy Trump's speech without all post-apocalyptic imagery and good ol' fashioned American "carnage."
Enjoy!
Via Vox
You can see a whole lot of green on the National Mall, and not the good kind.
Everyone knew that President Trump’s inauguration was having trouble putting people on stage and butts in seats, but compared to other inaugurations, this is pretty weak. Arial shots of the inauguration of the nation’s first reality-TV, gameshow host president reveal that not that many people went to this thing.
via Vox
Look at all that grass. It looks especially weak compared to Obama’s inauguration in 2009. Trump drew roughly 800,000 to 900,000 while Obama brought in about 1.8 million.
And them together, side by side? Yeesh:
Yeesh. Nothing left to say but:
LOL. There is no one there. pic.twitter.com/UZvv5coe4Y
— shura (@weareshura) January 20, 2017
Via Spotify
In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.
Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.
The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:
- Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
- Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
- Having a Nobel Prize.
Check out the full job description:
Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotify that could put in a good word for him?
Via Comedy Central
President Barack Obama is on his goodbye tour, making farewell addresses over his final two weeks in office. But what's he really saying?
On The Daily Show with Trevor Noah the other night, Keegan Michael Key dropped into translate, introducing the final "Obama Translator" sketch, which they dusted off from their old sketch show Key & Peel.
Say goodbye in anger with the final "Obama Translator."
