These dad jokes are awful and we absolutely love them. You don't have to be a dad to like these truly shudder-worthy jokes, but if you are a dad, happy Father's Day. If you're not a dad, happy... day. We hope you enjoy causing pain to your loved ones with these horrendous jokes.
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Bad jokes are the worst jokes that came full circle and became good jokes.
There's nothing in this world quite like a good (bad) dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. Because there's not much better than being right about something stupid and technically correct. Sometimes you gotta get technical about things.
These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many bad jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here. Or if you want some non-dad-related bad jokes, we've got you covered too. We got all the bad jokes here.
Let's start with an obvious fact: work can be boring. Really boring. And commuting to work can be boring too. But some people, probably the most bored ones at work, decided to spice things up a bit by putting up terrible puns on signs. Terrifically, hilariously, terrible. And I'm sure that these bored employees not only had a bit of fun, but made everyone passing the sign on their commute have a bit of a chuckle too. I know I did when reading them. So props to the random employees who made the world a better place with a little bit of wordplay.
These epically ridiculous dad jokes will make you groan and bury your face in your hands and laugh all at the same time. They are gold. Send them to everyone. I don't know why bad jokes like this never get old, but we can't get enough of them. Bad jokes will always be good.
These bad dad jokesare next level. They are the kind of jokes that mix random nerdy knowledge with facepalm humor, and the combination is killer. Enough to make you physically cringe. And laugh. They're weird things to do at the same time but that's what happens when you allow dads to make jokes.
If you happen to be living in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, you absolutely must pass by the Wallingford Sign. The good people of a humble gas station in the the town go to the trouble of putting up hilariously terribly amazing puns on their sign every. single. day. Commuters going past this sign are lucky indeed. We could all use some more laughter in our lives. Especially when it comes in sign-form.
Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were.
There's something about becoming a dad joke that instantly turns you into a master of puns and jokes that are absolutely duds. This is a collection of some of the most potent Dad Jokes that money can buy.
Okay, still looking for more Dad Jokes? Try these Cringeworthy Dad Jokes on for size.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field. This is just one of the many terrible, and somehow quite good jokes that are in this list. Most things in life aren't good if they're bad (bad milk and bad pickup lines make us go bleugh) but one thing that gets better the worse it is are jokes! Don't ask us why, we don't know. But we made a list of them just for you. Feel free to share them with your dad.
Nothing beats a horrible corny joke than an even cornier meme. And no joke or meme is more cringe-worthy, more infamous, than dad jokes. See for yourself and compare some of these corny jokes to see if their up to snuff. Or should we say corn-pare?
Need some more legitimate joke memery to start the end of your weekend? Well we have exactly what will hit the spot: some Sunday memes that will definitely keep it a funday.
