Culture yourself like never before with this makeshift Rosetta Stone for Australia. Hell we might as well start calling this, How To Speak Australian 101.
Australian far-right candidate, Mark Ellis, got brutally dragged on Twitter for a 30-year-old incident he seemed stubbornly adamant about not addressing. My dude, that is the worst thing to do on a platform like Twitter. The more you try to redirect the attention being given to something, the longer and harder users will stare at it. In this case, the "incident" and its unbelievable crudeness speaks for itself.
Arturo the Tapir is living his BEST LIFE. Seriously, this adorable video is so full of lovably awkward cuteness it's bound to thaw the iciest of hearts out there. Look at that snout wiggle.
So we take it that this is like a regular problem for Australians? At least it seems like a koala sneaking into your car is better than big-ass spiders, which also happens. We like it when this little guy tries to figure out what a window is.
Well, here's some exposure for her. We're not sure what Channel 9 Australia's Ray Hadley can do to make a warranty un-expire, but the ride sure does devolve into some pretty wonderful name-calling. For some more excellent desk-related drama, check this rude dude out.
The verdict's in from various Aussies, and apparently this fine collection of totally random "Australian" moments is on the money. Also, after these I am so ready for a visit to Australia. Even though the land's brimming with deadly creatures that are all seemingly designed to take us out.
This guy took it upon himself to spend 30 days training for the most believable Aussie accent possible, and the results are surprisingly impressive!