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Sally Pearson's 100m post race interview is something special. She expresses all that euphoria in such an adorable and inspiring way. Apparently, four years later she went and won gold. Good for her! 

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The Hot, Spider-Filled Existential Dread of Tumblr's Australian Gothic

We've never lived in Australia, but if Tumblr's Australian rosetta stone is any indicator, it seems like an exciting place to be. Let this version of the place be a confusing warning of Australia-themed dread. That and the mortifying nopes of Australia drive home the whole "tons of spiders everywhere" thing.

Funny and creepy Australian Gothic tumblr thread | devilrie australian gothic all refer prime minister by their first name know them well, and they know us. all us there's man on street corner who never leaves just waiting mate he says realise he is on every corner every street are swooped by magpie same place, at same time, every single day s swooping season says neighbour has always been swooping season sometimes hear woman whispering late at night or early morning rage" she hisses rage prime
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Wholesome and honest and just the kind of moment that warms the heart. Love this mom's sense of humor. 

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The Mortifying Nopes Of Australia

There's a whole lot to look out for in the land down under. These terrifying images filled to the brim with nope might make you never want to go to Australia. 

A collection of creepy things from the land of Australia | scorpion being hunted by a giant spider
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Quick Tumblr Thread Is An Australian Rosetta Stone

This ended up being Rosetta Stone for a single language. This quick and funny Tumblr thread takes us on a quick tour of the many ways we can express one thing, when it comes to language/cultural references. 

Quick and funny Tumblr thread sums up Australia perfectly | @gotitforcheap-deactivated201611 if american and coming australia gonna go ahead and say should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by dude named "dane bintang singlet than any fucking spiders exist here marimopet does this say english
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Cultures Collide Over What Lemonade Is

This fun Tumblr thread escalates quickly as cultures collide over what lemonade actually is. We get to see how Americans can exhibit such shock when they come to learn that the rest of the world doesn't operate the same as them. Madness. And in this case, it boils down to how people perceived lemonade. Apparently, some folks consider lemonade to be a fizzy, Sprite kind of beverage. That's cool. When life gives you lemons, make Sprite. 

Tumblr thread involves people arguing over what lemonade actually is | fleamont Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer American lemonade is but don't actually have guys consider lemonade anyway so she never going get she wanted Imao. freshest-tittymilk Y'ALL AIN'T GOT LEMONADE madness. kingjaffejoffer don't actually have guys consider lemonade
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Apparently all the oil in these trees makes them extra flammable, and when the wind spreads the flames through the canopy like this, it spreads quickly, violently, and it's absolutely terrifying.

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This guy must've had a serious reality trip after winning yet another scratch ticket during the reenactment. 

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Twitter Reacts To News of Massive Bull Semen Explosion

If the headline wasn't already obvious, a fire at a breeding facility in Australia resulted in an eruption of genetic material as well as a whole bunch of surprised firefighters. Apparently the heat from the fire made the cryogenic cylinders explode, popping the lids off and making the place extra dangerous. Twitter had some words about the news.

Twitter makes jokes about bull semen explosion.
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Colin goes ahead and explains that the outbreak of lung disease is apparently not due to people smoking nicotine products, but actually from people vaping contaminants in black market THC oils. 

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Xbox Released Its Own Body Wash and People Had Jokes

Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?

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Father's Day Gift In Australia Goes Hilariously Wrong

Just cause this Father's Day gift out of Australia went hilariously wrong doesn't mean that the story doesn't end with a sweet and satisfying finish. Yes, justice is served. And justice in this case looks like someone getting their money back, WITH INTEREST. Can we also dwell on how demonically possessed that strange little dog tag looks? What the hell happened, man...

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You're just cruising along a dark road and a little fuzzy dude hops out of the darkness. You think "oh, it's just a kangaroo, it'll probably just stand there peacefully." You are wrong.

Love this driver though, right?

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Funny Tumblr Post About Australia Evolves Into Rosetta Stone For One Language

Culture yourself like never before with this makeshift Rosetta Stone for Australia. Hell we might as well start calling this, How To Speak Australian 101. 

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