arrested

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

That was wheelie stupid, buddy.

Think of all the nasty surprises that you can have after waking up from a night of drunkenness. I'd put this at about the third or fourth highest.

"Hey cops! You gonna give me a double-DUI?"

You're a marked man, buddy!

The Smoking Gun tells the story of this man who siphoned gas from a cop car, had his girlfriend take a picture, and uploaded the picture to Facebook. The police found the picture and promptly arrested him on charges of a misdemeanor. He was arraigned in court yesterday.

The video is a little long, party people, but I assure you that it's the best karaoke performance I've ever seen inside of a cop car.

When the Man's got you down, sing a little Queen to lift your spirits. Have you adopted Freddy Mercury as YOUR spirit animal yet?

Turns out this guy was an unemployed homebrewer who was picked up for a DUI. Check for more info here!

Or the plant, herb, etc.