arrested

Gotta love small town police!

"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America, where free Americans are free to dress up as Deadpool and dance in convenience stores!

Welcome to After 12's newest feature, "Sorry For Partying" of the Week. The inaugural selection comes to us from what can only be the greatest spring break ever. Also kudos to the arresting officer for recognizing the importance of leaving the moose-head (at least I think it's a moose?) on the offending troublemaker.

Let's put this in perspective: the legal limit for driving while intoxicated is a BAC of 0.08, meaning this guy had eight times the legal limit in his system. Furthermore, in Iowa state police academy curriculum, officers are taught that a person with a BAC of 0.40 are likely to be in a coma. This guy has 1.5 times the amount needed to kill a person, and he was still driving. Talk about holding your liquor!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

I didn't know I ordered extra BACON, ooh whassup?

That's it, I'm puttin' the cuffs on!