annoying

There are times when the universe makes a very convincing argument to leave a particular situation.

Bust out any of these devilish ideas for that office party-gift exchange, and that one insufferable coworker who deserves a bit of a bad time. What you call a "gift" for the kids, will be ANYTHING but that. 

Some days you just get unlucky. Okay, sometimes it's kind of your fault, but that doesn't make it nicer.

If you're doing any of these, you'd best put the brakes on before you end up being the straw that broke the camel's back. You could be pushing someone to the brink of a full-fledged mental breakdown without even realizing it. 

Annoying customers, thieving coworkers, and douchebag family members have all met their end at the hands of these warriors of pettiness. 

The universe really has a talent for screwing people over. Things you wouldn't even think possible can instantly become a 600 dollar car payment. Here's some folks who are probably having a worse day than you.

Sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is NOTHING at all...

Just in case you really want to get under someone's skin, and remain forever alone. 

Sometimes it's the most petty and inconvenient losses that are the most jarring. There's something so poetic about a crock pot full of delicious chili spilled on a carpet.

Here's a quick reminder that given the circumstances, your day is probably going alright.

Let's put things in perspective and think about how bad your day could be going right now.

The frustration with these penny hounds is real.

The key to socializing is being a good test taker?

Gotta give Evan the credit that he damn well deserves, but at the same time....it's highly unlikely that this is gonna work out for these roommates. 

Buckle up for one wild ride, filled to the brim with equally cringeworthy Jesus quotes.