Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.
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Selfishness comes in many flavors. Sometimes people get something for free like a ring or an apple watch and they deem it not good enough. Some people want something, like a car, but they'd prefer to have it for free, then throw a tantrum when they can't get it. You wouldn't believe it, but social media is packed with frustrating morons and shameless choosing beggars. They come in the form of complaints, attempted deals, demands and random conversations.
If there's anything that helps drive home the fact that most of our lives are still pretty nice, it's the oodles of first world problems we endure from day to day. Whether it's having to use the worse wifi at your job, or having to manually open the lid to your faulty smart garbage can, these are the plights that make many of us grateful that these are actually things we think of as problems.
We're all just trying to get through the day with no major hiccups. It doesn't even have to be a great day! Most of us will be satisfied with a completely normal day. That's because we know there are those ridiculously bad unfortunate moments that give us trouble looming around every corner. Seriously, no news is good news.
With all the stuff we've heard of and experienced with helicopter parents in the last few decades, it's refreshing to see someone actually stand up to their mom who's trying to control their social life while not under their roof. Hell, dude, it's college. You don't want to experience college life while your mom watches.
The world is full of choosing beggars who think it's proper procedure to demand stuff for free, then get really upset when they don't get it. They come from all walks of life and end up on message boards and DMs frustrating the living shit out of people trying to sell stuff, make legit art and do other business.
The short answer is no it's the coworkers who are wrong, and also this person's joke reasons are hilarious. Since people can't be grownups and find themselves absolutely shocked when they meet someone with a missing foot or something, the world is chock full of disabled people having "C'mon man" moments.
Can't say all of these will work for you, or that some are even safe enough to be advisable, but here's some ideas to get you going in the right direction. Also if you do the seagull one you're a bastard. If you want to become feared by strangers and hated by your friends, then check out these things you can do to mess with people's minds.
Do you get mad when a sale advertises cheap stuff but the fine print is microscopic? How about a dating app that charges you when you try to delete your account? Or an oven that makes you sign terms and conditions? How about a food delivery service that literally steals the money you tip its employees? These and many other terrible and misleading products designed by monsters can be found in app stores and regular stores all around the globe.
These very well may not bother you. You might look through these and say to yourself "This is just a bunch of pictures of random junk. I see nothing wrong here." But there is something just a little wrong with every one. Nothing big. Just mildly uncomfortable. And any perfectionist who decides to scroll down will be met with the skin-tingling nuisance of imperfection.
The world is full of choosing beggars who routinely push the limits of decency to save a few extra bucks. Sometimes it's your cousin's ex-girlfriend who still uses your Netflix account and demands that you pay for it. Sometime's it's a random dude on facebook marketplace who wants your iPhone for free. Cheapskates come from all walks of life, and they're constantly making life more annoying for everyone around them.
Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.
Here's a good reminder that it's good to have a purpose. Whatever it is, whether it's painting, writing stories, or deliberately disrupting your lawn in order to piss off your annoying neighbor, it's the small things in life that really make it enjoyable. Small but effective acts of defiance, like this guy who battled his work tie policy, help us get through the day.
A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most annoying parts about sex that nobody seems to talk about. It could be the awkward frustration of finding yourself not in the mood while your partner is all the way there; or maybe it's something like a case of lock jaw.
The internet is crawling with titans of knowledge who've convinced themselves that they're the smartest people on the planet. They typically stroke their own egos by taking jokes literally and pretending to understand quantum mechanics. They come from all walks of life, but the one thing they have in common is they just need to tell people that they're brilliant. Just a real fun batch of folks.
This guy either has it out for vegans or fancies himself way cleverer than he is. If his goal was to right swipe his way into a conversation that took place for the sole purpose of trolling the hell out of a vegan; well, then mission accomplished. There's a fine line to witty banter, and it's glaringly evident he sped right past it. She was NOT down.
