There are people in this world that absolutely aren't playing around when it comes to their burritos. This Tumblr user's fiery rant about their experience with a burrito that definitely didn't live up to their standards is one for the books. It sounds like the thing was an unacceptable mess in their eyes. Hopefully whoever was responsible for putting together the burrito in the first place never comes across this biblical verbal takedown.
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If you've ever had the vague feeling that someone was upset with you, then why not indulge that feeling with the sight of inanimate objects that seem to be angry, frustrated and scared! There's just something about us that wants to see faces in things. Whether that's a fun creative exercise or a millennia of fear forcing us to look for predators, it sure seems like some inanimate objects have a whole lot of personality.
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Dogs are blessed with their own unique personalities, and in Prancer's case, that's a major problem. We've all met dogs (and people) who are so maligned, so antisocial, so petty, vindictive and hateful that their search for any semblance of love sounds laughable. Prancer is advertised as that kind of being. Given his exposure, he'll probably find a loving home after this. But who knows if his little, shaking, snarling body has enough love in it to ever reciprocate the sentiment. For a story about a much nicer dog, here's a tumblr tale of a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.
The only reason society even sort of works is because we have a thin veneer of civility constantly guarding our true intentions from one another. But if neighbors detest each other enough, that's when the paper and markers come out. Drama can be a musical of many notes, like this fed up manager leaving notes or this note escalation after a coworker stole lunches.
The parking lot can bring out the very worst in someone. People can get all kinds of nasty, territorial, and straight up entitled over a parking space. In this case, we have an angry Karen who went out of her way to hassle an employee who was just trying to start up their work day, over a parking space that was rightfully their space to begin with. With that being said, picturing the look of pure and unadulterated rage on Karen's face when the manager closed the door when she was in the middle of her temper tantrum is enough to make one's heart glow with satisfaction.
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We're normally only able to see the times that people become possessed by overwhelming levels of shock and gratitude after realizing their big paydays have arrived at the Antiques Roadshow. In this case though, we see an old British lad absolutely beside himself over the low appraisal he never saw coming. If only he'd have kicked it over and just stormed off.
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Sometimes when one wants to simply pay for something like parking, a good old fashioned fail ensues. Grandpa's series of irritated reactions are pure gold.
We live in a culture that at least claims to be sort of merit-based, fair, or at least fair-er than others. That said, we all have to deal with glaring double standards when it comes to work and relationships. Life is unfair, but a lot of this unfairness sure seems like a bunch of BS. Sometimes the unfairness we find ourselves in dips into the absurd, which produces memorable "screw this, I'm out" moments.
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The mighty hubris of another horrible customer comes crashing down. For whatever reason, some customers really hold onto that "customer is always right" approach even when they're told that that they're not actually talking to an employee. Irate customers mistake random people for employees all the time, and the results are wonderful.
Selling a lawnmower is hard enough without a total stranger popping in to tell you that you're the devil for not giving it to him for free. There's a small but strong contingent of entitled people with laughable demands who seem to show up grabbling for free stuff. They could be anyone from a mom to a CEO to a guy in a parking lot. You don't want to have to deal with entitled people and their demanding boldness.
Nobody else on earth takes their gravy this seriously.
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Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about those small inconvenience curses that could drive people absolutely insane. It could be the socks that are eternally wet, or maybe that strange itch that can develop on your hand, but you're never able to actually scratch it. Ugh. Just thinking about that makes the blood boil. People get way too devilishly inventive with these small inconvenience curses. At least we have a solid picture of what Heck looks like now.
Everyone knows that Gordon Ramsay's whole thing is that he abuses chef contestants, but this time it's about his raw physicality and willingness to slap a raw salmon filet into a supernova of pink slop. They even went and added some extra audio effects to get the point across.
Work. We need to do it to not be hungry and cold, but other than that it's missing some benefits. Depending on their job, most people would rather just sit and be bored. And everyone's attitude at work is a strange combination of trying to do as little as possible while blaming everyone around them for doing as little as possible. It can get rough. At least there are work memes to blow off work steams.
You can never know what incredibly specific thing someone might take personal offense to. People get upset over the dumbest things thanks to their own paranoia, assuming malice in people, or extremely non-standard view of how people ought to act. It's when someone makes something out of a mistake or an utter non-issue that has people scratching their heads.
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We all have friends who have incredibly strong opinions about incredibly trivial stuff, and the absurdity is only maximized when you just get dropped into an extremely heated debate with no context. It's hard to tell, but it feels like there's real animosity here.
