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Those Scottish accents can be tough to understand sometimes. If you enjoyed this, maybe check out some Scottish tweets over here. For extra fun try reading those Scottish tweets out loud. 

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Electric Knuckles Amazon Review is a Fight for the Ages

Anyone compelled to buy a product called the "knuckle blaster" is probably someone that isn't getting into any real fights any time soon, and this person reviewed the product with gusto and creativity. It feels good to find some creative weirdness where you wouldn't expect it, like these funny amazon reviews.

Funny fight story review for amazon electric knuckles | < PS Products Knuckle Blaster is 950,000V S Victory! By tdoog May 5, 2013 purchased this after confronted by some punks demanding hand over my money relatively fit guy, but no match them is realized need protect myself day after bought this product went very same Wal-Mart parking lot first mugged approached group hooligans standing outside entrance, concealing my secret weapon.
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May the fourth be with you. This Alexa was programmed to play the Imperial March and make droid noises when it launched the robot vacuum. 

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Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC
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A Few Silly Reviews for a Realistic Geriatric Nursing Mannequin

Now she is one okay boomer. This bad lady will set you back over a grand, but it's worth it for, uh, whatever you get out of it. Nursing training, right. If there were any more funny amazon reviews for this realistic geriatric nursing doll, we'd have found them.

Funny amazon reviews for a geriatric nursing training doll | amazon listing of a hospital training mannequin made to look like an elderly woman with very saggy breasts, a three star review that reads feel like they were little judgmental with woman's chest.
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Given that there's video of this, it's pretty likely that if anyone was looking for a job there's gonna be an open position delivering for Amazon pretty soon.

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iPhone Cables Feature Positive Reviews For "Kung Fu Panda" Until Sorted By "Most Recent"

When this guy went on Amazon to purchase some new iPhone cables, he almost accidentally bought a shitty product with a weak rating, due to strange and shady selling tactic. As it turns out, the key to making sure you don't get misled by reviews that are being featured for a product they were never written for in the first place, is to sort the reviews by "most recent." 

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Guy's Imaginative Review For "The Hitachi Magic Wand" Ends In Wife Leaving Him For Another Woman

These are the kind of reviews that we live for. We're pretty certain this guy pulled this story out of thin air. He absolutely gets bonus points for the creativity and lovable stupidity though. 

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15 Times People Boosted The Reviews Section With Comedy Gold

Came for some laughs in the reviews section, and wasn't disappointed. Gotta love when people spice up the reviews section with some humor. 

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Sometimes it pays to have some security cameras around. This person luckily had multiple views of this careless Amazon delivery driver mishandling their package, driving on their grass, backing into their hoop and driving off. All they want is #justiceforthebasketballhoop

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Ryan Reynolds Writes Review For His Own Gin Company And It's Glorious

Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to leave a glowing and miraculous review for his own gin company. It really manages to take readers on a journey. You feel like you're right there with him. This is yet another example of Ryan Reynolds dominating the social media space with his razor-sharp wit. 

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16 Prime Amazon Reviews That Delivered Us Laughs

When people aren't supporting Amazon and its bid for world domination, they're leaving wacky-ass reviews for stuff like cheese wheels and drums of lube. We're happy to see some weird and creative liberties taken with the site. Also we didn't know you could buy a coffin on there. Apparently there's tons. Kinda creeped us out.

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23 Times People Got Hilariously Duped by Their Purchases

If you find some nice boots on amazon for 3 dollars, you should half expect to get a picture of boots mailed to your house. This stuff is either ridiculously small, a completely shoddy version of what was advertised, or just something totally different entirely. For some more amazon shenanigans, here are some fantastically funny and creative reviews.

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19 Real-Life Dystopian Images Straight out of an Orwellian Nightmare

Here are some frightening examples of brands sinking deeper into everyday life, rewritten history and creeping cynicism in a changing world. Really makes you feel like pretty soon we'll all be working for the same corporation for 16 hours a day. Yikes.

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The Lockpicking Lawyer is back to show the world that Amazon made one very defective choice. And he's doing it with effortless ease that speaks volumes to the mastery of his craft.