The only reasonable 'next move' as it were, is to bring all these fine and amicable individuals so clearly able to co-exist with one another (or anyone else...), and have them make a movie. Or at the very least, take a crack at a well orchestrated shitshow, full of daily actor clashes, and Hollywood press propaganda-worthy headlines.
Since the announcement of a new Mummy movie sans Brendan Fraser, fans of the former Encino Man have been making moves to save the 48-year-old actor’s career. Fraser, who has largely been unseen since his role in the (somehow) Oscar-winner Crash, has kept a low profile these last few years. But in the weeks since the Mummy trailer’s release, intense fan interest has emerged.
Over 34,000 signatures now grace a change.org petition to “Bring Brendan Fraser back into film/television.” Following his 2007, the petition reads, Fraser is required by law to pay $900,000 annually in alimony. The petition pleads with he networks to help get Fraser “back on his feet again” because “we miss him.”
Other efforts to rescue a man that has rescued us from a dull time at the movies many times over have included the #SaveBrendanFraser hashtag on Twitter and, as The New York Post points out, “successfully campaigned to get his ranking on IMDb among the top 500 actors.”
As for the new Mummy, Fraser has given Cruise his blessing saying, “Tom’s going to be great in it. He has incredible worldwide appeal.”
We miss you, Brendan. Good luck.
From the set of American Ho-Ho-Horror Story.
I'm eager to find out Professor Snape's opinions on cold fusion.
The rules of AskReddit clearly state: "AskReddit is for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring questions. If your question can be answered by google, or in one word, it isn't right for AskReddit."
Rules, shmules.
Redditor elkresurgence threw caution to the wind this morning when he asked: "Which famous person needs to come out already?"
Within hours, every single response read "Tom Cruise."
Then, DutchessPDX brought everyone back to earth:
I think we need to stop speculating on who's gay and who's straight and let people get on with their lives. Gay or straight doesn't matter. But obviously Tom Cruise.
