Via Funny Or Die
In case you didn't know, David Spade hates everything about Coachella. Enjoy this video that picks apart all the ridiculousness of the larger than life festival.
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Actors, athletes and artists get a buttload of attention, but some of the best stories about them are when they don't. Sometimes these people didn't even know they were talking to a celebrity. Did you know Ben Affleck is into StarCraft? For some stranger celebrity encounters, check these out.
The Monkey Jungle sounds like a place of pure high-pitched terror. Actor, Vincent D'Onofrio shared his emotional rollercoaster experience as a kid, going on a field trip to a seemingly hellish place.
Whether you know him as Frank Reynolds, Matilda's dad, or simply as a wonderfully impish real-life goon, Danny Devito has a place in our dark, wet hearts. Some kids even made a shrine to him in the open space behind their school bathroom! Here are some of the more outrageous moments brought to you by the social media of Danny Devito.
Via Looper
The only reasonable 'next move' as it were, is to bring all these fine and amicable individuals so clearly able to co-exist with one another (or anyone else...), and have them make a movie. Or at the very least, take a crack at a well orchestrated shitshow, full of daily actor clashes, and Hollywood press propaganda-worthy headlines.
Via Aurora Nocte
Since the announcement of a new Mummy movie sans Brendan Fraser, fans of the former Encino Man have been making moves to save the 48-year-old actor’s career. Fraser, who has largely been unseen since his role in the (somehow) Oscar-winner Crash, has kept a low profile these last few years. But in the weeks since the Mummy trailer’s release, intense fan interest has emerged.
Over 34,000 signatures now grace a change.org petition to “Bring Brendan Fraser back into film/television.” Following his 2007, the petition reads, Fraser is required by law to pay $900,000 annually in alimony. The petition pleads with he networks to help get Fraser “back on his feet again” because “we miss him.”
Other efforts to rescue a man that has rescued us from a dull time at the movies many times over have included the #SaveBrendanFraser hashtag on Twitter and, as The New York Post points out, “successfully campaigned to get his ranking on IMDb among the top 500 actors.”
As for the new Mummy, Fraser has given Cruise his blessing saying, “Tom’s going to be great in it. He has incredible worldwide appeal.”
We miss you, Brendan. Good luck.
