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You know, bone apple tea, when the food's amazing and it's french or something. We love nothing more than when people's well-intentioned attempts to advertise and spell something correctly comes up short. It's the effort that counts, and these are nothing short of beautiful efforts. 

If there's any lesson to be learned by all parties here, it's that it's a good idea to have insurance. Another one would be to not falsify your own insurance documents. Another thing might be, don't tell the person you hit with your car to go to the police while screaming that they'll never get a penny out of you. Not only is it a bad look, it kind of sours the relationship. Sometimes people go all out for revenge.

We put so much effort into not getting played that sometimes we play ourselves. We're just glad we've never taken it as far as these folks did, like throwing darts into themselves and incapacitating themselves with pizza rolls. People injure themselves in stupid ways all the time. Some ways are just more entertaining than others.

Life is big and full of unforseen circumstances, so you're bound to see some unfortunate moments that could've gone better. Whether it's a boat getting grounded, someone dropping their phone from a rollercoaster, or just a bullfrog stealing a cat's dinner, life will serve up every one of us some hard times. Is it cathartic and somewhat entertaining to see what other people have to go through? Kinda, yeah.

This girl mistakenly traumatized her now ex-boyfriend by enclosing him in a space with tons of butterflies. The real kicker here is that the poor guy was already deathly afraid of moths. Sounds like things just weren't working out for these two. Can't imagine the look on his face when this happened. 

Comedian Paula Skaggs, mistakenly received an invitation to speak at a very formal conference for Dentists. Skaggs took advantage of the accidental email, and proceeded to unleash some hilarious pitches for her "speech" at the dentist conference. Once she started, she just couldn't stop herself. 

Even if you account for every little variable in your life, something will happen that you completely didn't expect. Usually it's something bad. It could be as small as spilling spaghetti on your clothes, or as large as spilling a truckload of apples all across the highway. These people found out the hard way that life is packed with moments of failure and misfortune.

Here are some quick fail gifs to make you reconsider trying anything. We've got a baby elephants trying to get a scratch, a kid trying to shovel dirt, incompetent soldiers trying to throw a grenade and more. For more failure gifs, here are some miscellaneous fails that left people worse for wear.

We've got botched trust falls, people flying at unexpected heights and speeds, and kids doing dumb crap. Some are painful, some are just emotionally disappointing. Failure is a part of life, so get used to it. For some spicier fails, check out these utter morons who ought to have their own Darwin awards.

We are huge fans of absolutely any time an "F" finds its way anywhere near a signs that says "Art." Seen it a hundred times and it's still just as funny as the first time. Pure gold. Anyway, here are some signs, clothes and architecture that could use some rethinking. In the meantime we'll enjoy the sweet failure of it all.

It's hard enough getting through a normal day! The universe took it upon it's crappy self to lump even more problems onto these unlucky people. At least we get to see how bad these folks ad it and "oooh" and "aaah" at their misfortune. If you're a sicko like us who'd like to see more people having a bad time then check these out.

These moments range from mild inconvenience to wild calamity. They'll likely make you feel glad you don't have to go through this stuff, or you might just laugh at these peoples misfortune. If you're in the business of watching people have a bad time, we suggest checking out these day-changing moments.

You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

These people aren't doing it right, by any means at all, and we're all for it. Fails are a universal condition, and it's our responsibility at Fail Blog, to implore you, to bond in the collective struggle that is being a human being in a world of chaos.