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Signs someone is selfish and horrible | NealR2000 13.4k points 12 hours ago Who are guys who spit out their chewing gum into urinals see this all time at work and work high end corporate place. Do they think disolves and goes down pipe janitor has pick out.

Signs Someone Wasn't Raised Right

A ridiculous Quora thread about a guy falling in love with his girlfriend's mother | watching TV, my girlfriend's mom laid on sofa sitting and put her head on my lap. Did she cross line? 3 Answers Asked Oct 31 Last followed Oct 31 2 Answer Follow 5

Quora Saga: Guy Falls In Love With Girlfriend's Mother

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards

Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Funny and awkward sex ed question stories | Gandiddyalf 6.4k points 17 hours ago Once asked question group Year 9 students do do if want have sex and can't find condom Student 1 (Male Surely can find something house Maybe cling film? Student 2 (Female Yeah! Or maybe tinfoil! Fucking TIN FOIL!

Awkward Sex Ed Questions Students Asked

Absurd bragging people who think they're geniuses | 6 hours ago (edited) im actually using reverse psychology get reinforce beliefs hold will lead eventual destruction, and there is nothing can do about

Laughable Individuals Who Think They're Brilliant

Stupid ways people started fires | remlik 4.5k points 18 hours ago Teenager charcoal grilling attached garage during winter done he decided best place dispose hot coals into cardboard box front corner garage closest house. Yeah went about as well as can imagine.

Stupid Ways People Started Fires

WTF entitled people and their wild demands | So he bought tesla Y, he pre ordered last year He said he had surprise and an hour drive seriously thought getting another cat So an hour car planning my head cat. And then he pulls into tesla dealership and wanted cry disappointment Hahaha l'm going take as sarcasm and just congratulate on new Tesla. No l'm so serious mad took hours get over shouldn't have been brat about but my heart so set on new cat But do love new car Message

Entitled Folks and Their Outrageous Demands

Funny moments and stories of kids being strange and dumb | Yeste rday at 9:32 AM O nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on sidewalk by their house so she could see she returned home hospital. Her daughter mixed up E and O can.not.stop.laughing ORE LTVE | kevinbiegel O @kbiegel RIEGEL'S ANDING My sister take her kid's Nintendo Switch away at night, so kids made fake Switch and tried swipe real one and put fake its place.

Funny Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

Stories of people who are related to Karens, and know them | ShrekTheHallz 2.3k points 8 hours ago Coworker mine is married Karen. He tells us stories multiple days week she drives four different grocery stores and harasses employees because their stock is low on specific item she wants.

People Who Know Karens Explain What That's Like

funny stupid puns and wordplay | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga javeighyw is cause they drank t

A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

Person with strange name wonders if they're wrong to change it | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/LoudAlbatross6 23 hours ago AITA changing my name? my parents named Qur'stylle (Chrystal Not hole So my asshole scumbag parents named Qur'stylle and my whole life have gotten shit like "are muslim language is name originated country are and people butchering its pronunciation obvious reasons have always told people just spell as Chrystal and my parents (mainly mom) would take huge offense and would email

Person with Obstructive Name Asks If they're Right to Change It

People who think they're brilliant talking about how smart they think hey are on the internet | Tweet 1d Important question use heart emoji do use? This is like modern Sorting Hat. O 93 41 Replying professional editor don't use emoji because l can leverage power English language. Little colored blobs do not enhance strength my prose.

Ridiculous Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

Girlfriend buries beans to protect them, breaks up with boyfriend over argument | Posted by u/ThrowRA_BeanDrama 17 hours ago TIFU by demanding my girlfriend show where she buried our beans woods, causing her break up with admit posted version this on relationship subreddit other day, but they closed with no explanation assume because they just decided fake can see they might think but this is true thing happened and is happening, and now there is more because actually got broken up with over .

Girlfriend Buries Beans in Woods, It Escalates

Manipulative and bad ads, products and services | SNICKERS three pack chocolate bar that are the same size of two regular ones | Colorblind Test colour is orange If see orange are normal If see yellow are strange If see blue may be colorblind Swipe UP and take test see if are

Deceptive Ads and Bad Products Designed by Jackholes

Entitled customer demands extra free decals, artist goes into mail and removes any free stuff | So send two but not three? Unfortunately l'm pretty pressed time right now cut two because wanted make sure got design liked happy make another same price Our cars are going look silly with two having but not third would like refund sorry only charged vinyl, so 's non refundable. If cuts get and not happy with them can cut new one but have provide design not happy with ones send

Entitled Customer Getting Free Stuff Demands Extra, It Backfires

Times people said something so strange or dumb that others thought they were joking | closettransman 2.1k points 2 days ago edited 1 day ago "Is there J alphabet This year 12 student. Her name Judith. Edit This rural Australia. No other languages other than English. No religion. No accent other than Aussie. No other cultural background.

Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness

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Landlord's son tries to maximize his inheritance, tenant ensures he gets nothing by removing their modifications: 'The house sold for $550,000. In exchange for not pressing fraud charges against him, his three siblings split the proceeds, he got nothing'

Landlord's son tries to maximize his inheritance, tenant ensures he gets nothing by removing their modifications: 'The house sold for $550,000. In exchange for not pressing fraud charges against him, his three siblings split the proceeds, he got nothing'

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

Entitled 50-year-old mother crashes daughter's weekend getaway, tries to take over Airbnb: 'Do some people just hit 50 and think the world owes them free vacations?'

Entitled 50-year-old mother crashes daughter's weekend getaway, tries to take over Airbnb: 'Do some people just hit 50 and think the world owes them free vacations?'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

‘Funny thing…’: Guy clocks in at 9:01 instead of 9 and gets in trouble by the supervisor he always covers, next time leaves right at 5 and chaos ensues

‘Funny thing…’: Guy clocks in at 9:01 instead of 9 and gets in trouble by the supervisor he always covers, next time leaves right at 5 and chaos ensues

Coworker tries to sabotage hardworking employee, they get revenge by simply doing their job: ‘[Now] she's getting a lot of heat from upper management to perform better’

Coworker tries to sabotage hardworking employee, they get revenge by simply doing their job: ‘[Now] she's getting a lot of heat from upper management to perform better’