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Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Stranger threatens guy over price of service | could include limited meal plan 20 option (1 day eating) if like? Apart price is firm. Listen pal asking kindly lower price know people city don't think they'd appreciate busting my balls over here oh no

Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

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Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills

A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

entitled people and their ridiculous demands | LG microwave FREE Ottawa Is this still available? Address please Yes am Aylmer Garry Ok can't go there just microwave unless pay 25 gas don't even know respond Unreal

Entitled People and Their Foolish Demands

Text exchange of a guy wanting a cat back after 5 years | Hello my name is number hoping talk gave Wed, Mar 25, 5:40 PM Hello, sorry work nights so l've been asleep can do Wed, Mar 25, 10:45 PM wondering about cat my mom gave few years ago Thu, Mar 26, 3:50 PM Oh mean Khaleesi? Im not sure call her im guessing yes if thats grey cat my mom gave and lived together he Fri, Mar 27, 5:14 PM iMessage Pay GIF

Bold Dude Demands Cat Back after Five Years

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Owner responds to entitled customer's glasses decision | 1 review year ago WENT GET NEW GLASSES TOLD PICK OUT SOME FRAMES LIKED AFTER DOING SO SAT BY MYSELF TRYING THEM ON AND NO ONE HELPED MAKE SURE MAKING RIGHT CHOICE FRAME MY NEEDS PICKED FRAME BLINDING BECAUSE SIDE ARMS TRIED DRIVING AND THOT GOING HAVE WRECK COULDNT SEE OUT THEM PROPERLY PICK OUT FRAME SALES ASSISTANT SHOULD HELP FIRST BECAUSE CANT SEE OUT THEM UNTIL LENSES ARE PUT SO ITS

Entitled Customer Chooses Wrong Free Glasses, Owner Responds

Untrue and false facts people were told confidently | Keefer1970 2.9k points 18 hours ago band name "KISS" is an acronym Knights Satan's Service AC/DC Anti-Christian Devil Children Slayer Satan Laughs As Eternally Rot all told us without irony by Sunday school teacher, circa 1987

Untrue "Facts" People Were Told In Complete Seriousness

ridiculous people who think they're smart and brag about it | use long words make sound more photosynthesis Photosynthesis is plant converts energy sun into energy its body word can not be used sentence 16:04

Ridiculous People Who Think They're Geniuses

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Karen disputes with call center over 16 thousand dollar bill | r/talesfromcallcenters Posted by u/DBMaxx 15 days ago 3 $14000 credit off bill? Not enough this Karen L Hey guys lurked here little while now, and figured share story my my call centre days guys might appreciate full interaction call around 45 minutes, with lot talking circles as Karens tend do, so going try my best condense down interesting parts

Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

Stories of times when people were warned but did something dumb anyway | silveretoile 2.7k points 19 hours ago Kid primary school loved prove everyone wrong. Tried prove rubbing salt an open wound doesn't hurt. He screamed.

People's Dumb "I Told You So" Moments

Entitled people and their demands | come drop off still have Back deme Cont address, cheers Alright feel free drop ain't getting shit back and sure as hell not repairing shit Have my address is threat? Suck Today 10:08 AM Hey man bought guitar off last year do remember? my balls maniac right? Yeah do See ya tomo funny boy Summats wrong with neck strings are harder press down Sorry hear man. Maybe take an instrument repair shop or rockshop and let them have look? Bro listen either get repaired or

Entitled People and Their Unreasonable Demands

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Frustrating times entitled customers and people went full Karen | emilie_caa 12.1k points 6 days ago Used work at Disney World, its 9am and lady comes into our Guest Services demanding refund on her Turkey leg because taste weird ask her details process refund, turns out she bought 3 days ago and carrying her bag since

Frustrating Times Entitled People Went Full Karen

Funny cheap guy wants to pay for 25 dollar grill in multiple payments | about $30 everything s little more helpful Let's meet middle 18 middle is fine 25 final Ok 's fair deal can make payments? yep. 1 payment, at pickup. No thinking give 10 pick up then 15 more two weeks

Absurd Buyer Wants to Buy $25 Grill in Installments

Ridiculous bragging people who believe that they're geniuses | might be an alpha nerd, but am an omega nerd. My knowledge is encyclopedic, my vocabulary loquacious. If hasn't scared off already s pretty good sign p Wed, Feb 7, 2018, 10:18 PM 's an encyclopedia

Absurd People Who Think They're Brilliant

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Stories of people being dumb | Bclay85 42.8k points 3 days ago worked at bank. Mobile depositing had just became thing received picture someones cash deposit. Yea..

Stories of People's Unparalleled Dumbness

Signs someone is selfish and horrible | NealR2000 13.4k points 12 hours ago Who are guys who spit out their chewing gum into urinals see this all time at work and work high end corporate place. Do they think disolves and goes down pipe janitor has pick out.

Signs Someone Wasn't Raised Right

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UPDATE: 'I chose to leave. I gave his ring back and told him we’re done': 27-year-old calls off engagement after her fiancé insists on buying a remote cottage 3 hours away from her job, risking her career

UPDATE: 'I chose to leave. I gave his ring back and told him we’re done': 27-year-old calls off engagement after her fiancé insists on buying a remote cottage 3 hours away from her job, risking her career

'They were landscaping half my yard': Frustrated homeowner installs 8-inch privacy fence to reclaim his yard, after new neighbors keep using his driveway for family gatherings, and shovel part of his yard to build a deck

'They were landscaping half my yard': Frustrated homeowner installs 8-inch privacy fence to reclaim his yard, after new neighbors keep using his driveway for family gatherings, and shovel part of his yard to build a deck

New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

Employee fired due to "attendence issues" after missing 2 days of work after being rushed by ambulance into ICU, employee wants to take legal action after: 'I want to hold him accountable'

Employee fired due to "attendence issues" after missing 2 days of work after being rushed by ambulance into ICU, employee wants to take legal action after: 'I want to hold him accountable'

19-year-old new employee puts 50-year-old baker in her place: 'Cat needs an attitude adjustment'

19-year-old new employee puts 50-year-old baker in her place: 'Cat needs an attitude adjustment'

Employee resigns after they fall ill while moving and have to take sick leave, their boss slowly unravels, escalating to accusations: 'My boss went nuts and I quit, but now my CEO is begging for me back, should I return?'

Employee resigns after they fall ill while moving and have to take sick leave, their boss slowly unravels, escalating to accusations: 'My boss went nuts and I quit, but now my CEO is begging for me back, should I return?'

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