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stupid reasons people wanted a divorce | reddit posted by ragnarockette 12.0k points 15 hours ago She saw him bike shorts and said she could never be sexually attracted him again.

Ridiculous Reasons People Wanted a Divorce

Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

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Stranger threatens guy over price of service | could include limited meal plan 20 option (1 day eating) if like? Apart price is firm. Listen pal asking kindly lower price know people city don't think they'd appreciate busting my balls over here oh no

Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills

A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

entitled people and their ridiculous demands | LG microwave FREE Ottawa Is this still available? Address please Yes am Aylmer Garry Ok can't go there just microwave unless pay 25 gas don't even know respond Unreal

Entitled People and Their Foolish Demands

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Text exchange of a guy wanting a cat back after 5 years | Hello my name is number hoping talk gave Wed, Mar 25, 5:40 PM Hello, sorry work nights so l've been asleep can do Wed, Mar 25, 10:45 PM wondering about cat my mom gave few years ago Thu, Mar 26, 3:50 PM Oh mean Khaleesi? Im not sure call her im guessing yes if thats grey cat my mom gave and lived together he Fri, Mar 27, 5:14 PM iMessage Pay GIF

Bold Dude Demands Cat Back after Five Years

Owner responds to entitled customer's glasses decision | 1 review year ago WENT GET NEW GLASSES TOLD PICK OUT SOME FRAMES LIKED AFTER DOING SO SAT BY MYSELF TRYING THEM ON AND NO ONE HELPED MAKE SURE MAKING RIGHT CHOICE FRAME MY NEEDS PICKED FRAME BLINDING BECAUSE SIDE ARMS TRIED DRIVING AND THOT GOING HAVE WRECK COULDNT SEE OUT THEM PROPERLY PICK OUT FRAME SALES ASSISTANT SHOULD HELP FIRST BECAUSE CANT SEE OUT THEM UNTIL LENSES ARE PUT SO ITS

Entitled Customer Chooses Wrong Free Glasses, Owner Responds

Untrue and false facts people were told confidently | Keefer1970 2.9k points 18 hours ago band name "KISS" is an acronym Knights Satan's Service AC/DC Anti-Christian Devil Children Slayer Satan Laughs As Eternally Rot all told us without irony by Sunday school teacher, circa 1987

Untrue "Facts" People Were Told In Complete Seriousness

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ridiculous people who think they're smart and brag about it | use long words make sound more photosynthesis Photosynthesis is plant converts energy sun into energy its body word can not be used sentence 16:04

Ridiculous People Who Think They're Geniuses

Karen disputes with call center over 16 thousand dollar bill | r/talesfromcallcenters Posted by u/DBMaxx 15 days ago 3 $14000 credit off bill? Not enough this Karen L Hey guys lurked here little while now, and figured share story my my call centre days guys might appreciate full interaction call around 45 minutes, with lot talking circles as Karens tend do, so going try my best condense down interesting parts

Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

Stories of times when people were warned but did something dumb anyway | silveretoile 2.7k points 19 hours ago Kid primary school loved prove everyone wrong. Tried prove rubbing salt an open wound doesn't hurt. He screamed.

People's Dumb "I Told You So" Moments

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Entitled people and their demands | come drop off still have Back deme Cont address, cheers Alright feel free drop ain't getting shit back and sure as hell not repairing shit Have my address is threat? Suck Today 10:08 AM Hey man bought guitar off last year do remember? my balls maniac right? Yeah do See ya tomo funny boy Summats wrong with neck strings are harder press down Sorry hear man. Maybe take an instrument repair shop or rockshop and let them have look? Bro listen either get repaired or

Entitled People and Their Unreasonable Demands

Frustrating times entitled customers and people went full Karen | emilie_caa 12.1k points 6 days ago Used work at Disney World, its 9am and lady comes into our Guest Services demanding refund on her Turkey leg because taste weird ask her details process refund, turns out she bought 3 days ago and carrying her bag since

Frustrating Times Entitled People Went Full Karen

Funny cheap guy wants to pay for 25 dollar grill in multiple payments | about $30 everything s little more helpful Let's meet middle 18 middle is fine 25 final Ok 's fair deal can make payments? yep. 1 payment, at pickup. No thinking give 10 pick up then 15 more two weeks

Absurd Buyer Wants to Buy $25 Grill in Installments

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Ridiculous bragging people who believe that they're geniuses | might be an alpha nerd, but am an omega nerd. My knowledge is encyclopedic, my vocabulary loquacious. If hasn't scared off already s pretty good sign p Wed, Feb 7, 2018, 10:18 PM 's an encyclopedia

Absurd People Who Think They're Brilliant

Stories of people being dumb | Bclay85 42.8k points 3 days ago worked at bank. Mobile depositing had just became thing received picture someones cash deposit. Yea..

Stories of People's Unparalleled Dumbness

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Landlord's son tries to maximize his inheritance, tenant ensures he gets nothing by removing their modifications: 'The house sold for $550,000. In exchange for not pressing fraud charges against him, his three siblings split the proceeds, he got nothing'

Landlord's son tries to maximize his inheritance, tenant ensures he gets nothing by removing their modifications: 'The house sold for $550,000. In exchange for not pressing fraud charges against him, his three siblings split the proceeds, he got nothing'

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

Entitled 50-year-old mother crashes daughter's weekend getaway, tries to take over Airbnb: 'Do some people just hit 50 and think the world owes them free vacations?'

Entitled 50-year-old mother crashes daughter's weekend getaway, tries to take over Airbnb: 'Do some people just hit 50 and think the world owes them free vacations?'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

‘Funny thing…’: Guy clocks in at 9:01 instead of 9 and gets in trouble by the supervisor he always covers, next time leaves right at 5 and chaos ensues

‘Funny thing…’: Guy clocks in at 9:01 instead of 9 and gets in trouble by the supervisor he always covers, next time leaves right at 5 and chaos ensues

Coworker tries to sabotage hardworking employee, they get revenge by simply doing their job: ‘[Now] she's getting a lot of heat from upper management to perform better’

Coworker tries to sabotage hardworking employee, they get revenge by simply doing their job: ‘[Now] she's getting a lot of heat from upper management to perform better’

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