Target

The product has since been removed from Target's page, but not before everyone got a good look at this travesty in the name of "thigh gap."

And the closeup:

PSA: If you've shopped at Target recently, you should probably do one of two things (or both):

1) Watch your credit card transaction history very closely for a while.
2) Just cancel any recently used credit cards and get new ones.

It says Wii without the U! Come on! The bottom picture shows what the Wii U actually looks like.

Who am I kidding, what do you care?

I'm a little creeped out now.