Via iheartchaos
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Via Pornhub TV
PornHub has introduced an new high-tech motorized sex-butt that features vibration, warming massage, and "endless twerking settings." For the low, low price of $499 (or $799 for the deluxe model), you can eschew all human bonds and lock yourself in an er0tic hell of your own design. The future is finally here, people!
Our sex lives can say a lot about us as a person, but I'm not sure what the hell any of these toys would tell you about someone's personality. Their existence simply begs the question "why".
However, I could see each of these little darlings fitting right in on the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.
